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I co-produce with @FuKeith an amazingly #funny Wednesday #StandUp #Comedy show in Times Sq. -> @ComedyWreck join us! pic.twitter.com/B9wb9rHEhg
Lost my phone at the Beauty Bar, and someone turned it in. Another person not impressed with my Dick-pics.
Some consistency with a drug dealing gentlemen would be a nice of change of pace up in the Bronx.
"Gimme your energy" ~ the perfect pick-up line if you don't care about a 2nd date.
My one #FollowFriday is @yannispappas <- because I'm a suck-ass & I want him to do my @ComedyWreck Weds in Times Square because we're classy
#LAUGH Weds May 22nd: Shit just got #Funny up in Times SQ @ComedyWreck at @pctheaters W44th no cover! No drink min! pic.twitter.com/WuN4VqsDm6
The writing on the wall is screaming for me to...do something American. #nyc #newyorkcity #artinstagram.com/p/ZY--lolCle/
I'm in Times Square every Weds - for a #Comedy show, but I love people watching & the glitter of this… instagram.com/p/ZXH8qllCm3/
You see the 4-express train, I see Star Trek into the darkness. #train #timessquare #style #artinstagram.com/p/ZWRM8EFCnX/
Beam me up, Shantay ~ that'll be me screaming like a proud black woman on my Geek-Friday showrooming during the new @StarTrekMovie
Relationship status, I just got the family out of my jeans for the night.
Haha it has gotten less Disney during Dr. Lecter's meal preps...kinda yummy @sumeragisama @NBCHannibal
@HenryCruz101 @NBCHannibal I'm pretty sure Dr.Lecter needs your business card. For his records.
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Daddy's record collection, the world is a Ghetto...is a state of mind. #music #art #latino #bronx #nycinstagram.com/p/ZTUkxClCtZ/
Join me 4 #LAUGH Weds Comedian Mark Normand +More Shit just got #Funny up in Times SQ @ComedyWreck @pctheaters 5/15 pic.twitter.com/bvDqv7ysKQ
I always ask permission before eating a banana, so things don't get weird.
12 Most Simple Foods That Make You Look Good goo.gl/fdYA8 via @12Most
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Comedians @HenryCruz101 & @FuKeith do the pointing thing at the funny @IamMikeCannon at Monday's the @MoLComedyShow pic.twitter.com/rQrcPdZL1B
Just added to #LAUGH Weds Comedian Mark Norman. Shit just got #Funny up in Times SQ @ComedyWreck at @pctheaters 5/15 pic.twitter.com/3DGHsss3Uj
NYC's East Village sidewalk art screams step on my face. #art #sexy #sidewalk #photo #funny #cartooninstagram.com/p/ZQwHbLlClY/
I finally get "off da chain" stand up with @rodneyperry in #NYC's @bounce_tv and I'm liking it. Get it.
eh, a hole is a hole...no? @Braun_Shooga
Come out to my weekly Weds @ComedyWreck in Times Square, it's time @Iamalexrodgers
Worst pick-up line: Damn Papi, I wanna sniff your ass.
My informal survey says that my followers all have the best Mom ever.
I just tried Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby, I hear it's also a name for a ice cream.
Spend Happy Mothers days with Free #StandUp #Comedy at @nofun_nyc 161Ludlow #NYC 7pm with me & @MaryssaSmith @PlanetJoetopia @ComicAngryBob
Two #StandUp #Comedians @HenryCruz101 & @FuKeith are Listing #NYC's daily funny events over at @comedynewyork - get up on the #Funny!
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What are you doing WEDS? Big #LAUGH's & #CouchLove in Times Square 5/15 @ComedyWreck #StandUp #Comedy W44thST #NYC pic.twitter.com/8Yxgdz6Ulz
I'm for Spiking the ball, it's how memories are made.
You see a sunny day, I see my belly fat that needs some covering up.
#FF @HenryCruz101 - 1/2 of the duo that brings you @ComedyWreck every week and the 1/2 performing Sunday @nofun_nyc pic.twitter.com/yJkbloSbXF
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What are you doing WEDS? #LAUGH Weds 5/15 @ComedyWreck W44thST w/ 10-seriously-funny #StandUp Comics: Facebook.com/ComedyWreck
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Dating is just piles of emotional shit that eventually somebody else gets to play with.
A cement shrine to Comedian Joan at the historic St. Marks Theater...historic is code for very old.… instagram.com/p/ZGyDFWFCk9/