Doggy likes the new apartment so much he's ready to jump out the window.
#pets #bronx #newyorkcity…
instagram.com/p/ajVYTmlCoG/ Live tweeting
@ComedyWreck! Watching
@HenryCruz101 &
@FuKeith banter on stage about racist dogs. What!? :D
I put my dog on notice this morning, he's gotta produce more poop if we're walking in the rain. The Eco System depends on us.
Numbers make life way too complicated, especially the small ones.
I look at pictures now and yell out what a pain in the ass. Its either maturity or just old age kicking in.
Who will stop the rain? I'm asking for a friend.
After 3 weeks in Facebook jail, I think Facebook likes me again. How can I screw this up?
I've spend the past 2-years trying to find out who hurt me. I narrowed it down to four suspects.
6/5
#LAUGH Weds is
@ComedyWreck 8pm at
@pctheaters W44thSt
#StandUp no cover no drink minimum!
bitsy.eu/69zl no cover, no drink minimum Join me & some funny Comedians doing
#StandUp at Weds 8pm
@ComedyWreck at
@pctheaters in Times Sq
I will be watchable live with
@theHectorLuis on Saturdays
@RATDOGRADIO with some important sounding peeps
@PBandBS @NetwaveRadio @FuKeith Catch waaaay too much of me each week live at Weds Train Wreck
#StandUpComedy show in
#TimesSquare -…
instagram.com/p/Zw96MnlCmS/ The use of the words soap-and-fun has caused a stigma in the toilet paper community.
Just landed in the Bronx, I walked. That's my weekend, might as well finish that 40 oz bottle of Bud.
#LAUGH Weds 5/29
@ComedyWreck 8pm at
@pctheaters W44thSt all-new line-up of
#StandUp - no cover, no drink minimum!
facebook.com/events/4579194… A lot of people throw bongs out of windows here in the Bronx, it's a thing here I hear.
Follow the chalk on the sidewalk to the Producer Club to get your Train Wreck Comedy in...
#broadway…
instagram.com/p/ZodJu_FCuT/ Come out & play with our
#funny peeps at the
@pctheaters for a Train Wreck
#StandUp Weds 8pm no cover, no drink min!
ProducersClub.com 
No cover
#LAUGH Weds
@ComedyWreck 8pm at
@pctheaters the return of Comedian Vicky Kuperman +10-funny
#COMEDIANS pic.twitter.com/fqsSuFYvkf 
5/22
#LAUGH Weds
#Comedian Katherine Williams brings the
#Funny to
@ComedyWreck at
@pctheaters no cover, No drink min
pic.twitter.com/W9CTNXdT1K @HenryCruz101 Thank you so much for stopping by last night and I'm so glad you enjoyed it. I love your pics!
instagram.com/p/ZbuWWelCrx/ 
#LAUGH Weds May 22nd Shit got
#Funny up in Times SQ
@ComedyWreck #StandUp -
@pctheaters W44th no cover.no drink min!
pic.twitter.com/D4330K3Qo0 Lost my phone at the Beauty Bar, and someone turned it in. Another person not impressed with my Dick-pics.
Some consistency with a drug dealing gentlemen would be a nice of change of pace up in the Bronx.
@HenryCruz101 @yannispappas @ComedyWreck
I will testify on Henry Cruz's ability to suck ass.
"Gimme your energy" ~ the perfect pick-up line if you don't care about a 2nd date.
My one
#FollowFriday is
@yannispappas <- because I'm a suck-ass & I want him to do my
@ComedyWreck Weds in Times Square because we're classy
Two
#StandUp #Comedians @HenryCruz101 &
@FuKeith are Listing
#NYC's daily funny events over at
@comedynewyork - get up on the
#Funny!
#LAUGH Weds May 22nd: Shit just got
#Funny up in Times SQ
@ComedyWreck at
@pctheaters W44th no cover! No drink min!
pic.twitter.com/WuN4VqsDm6 The writing on the wall is screaming for me to...do something American.
#nyc #newyorkcity #art…
instagram.com/p/ZY--lolCle/ 
Every Weds in Times Sq
@FuKeith &
@HenryCruz101 produced a powerhouse show of funny people!
#FunnyKnowsFunny pic.twitter.com/57rNWYRs3H