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Helen Chamberlain
I hit 95 to leave bull, and the miserable bugger didn't even give me a shot at it. He checked out tops 1st dart @PhilDTaylor @TargetDarts
Still buzzing about my 140 start in my game with @PhilDTaylor he replied with 100, so for 3 darts I was actually properly beating him!
I'm hoping to get a game against The Power in a bit @TargetDarts any chance?
Rushing off to Lakeside to catch @anastasiadarts semi final game!! #FootDown
David Seaman, Bob Mortimer and the 2014 crew DANCE OFF today. Good times. #SoccerAm
Bye bye Christmas, hello valentines day... Whole shelf in M&S. Wow.
Visually its Pipe v Monk. Verbally it's Tables v Stands! #worlddarts #AllyPally #StandUpIfYouLoveTheDarts
Luther Blissett just gave me his pudding. Result.
Am finding it so funny that @TubesSoccerAM is probably going to be in the top 40 this week with @SwayUK
Reply to @KDeller138 Damn right Keith! Gonna be massive this yr! Moving it to the gym & it's gonna be Pro / celeb / injured soldier.
I fancied walking on to Reef, Place Your Hands. But, after your suggestions, I keep listening to LL Cool J…
Here Comes The Hotstepper has made a crazy number of appearances in your suggestions...
I've been off Twitter for ages as I thought it had gone all snidey and bitter... But I'd forgotten how funny people are!
Some awesome suggestions coming in.... Mamma Said Knock You Out by LL Cool J also now made the shortlist!!!! Thanks @1971Gregory
One Step Beyond, Eye Of The Tiger & Here Come The Girls are all massive tunes, but already used by Fitton, Barney & Anastasia respectively
Brass In Pocket would be good if my darts weren't tungsten....
Some suggesting Mr Big Stuff, the old catwalk music.... that's making the shortlist
Ok, leading so far is HellsBells by AC/DC... Problem is, I'm not too keen on that.
Am playing darts at Epsom racecourse tomorrow against @Wayne501Mardle and I need walk on music!!!! SHRIEK!!!
Need your help folks......
To all those asking if I feel silly now, the answer is no. It was obviously going to be a joke, but they weren't duck eggs.