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Helen Chamberlain
Just seen 2 magpies (not Newcastle fans) on way to DartfordFc, is it still lucky if one of them was dead?
Right, so what I meant to say earlier before it accidentally went off in my hand was.....
I keep tweeting by accident! I've just stalked Rory Delap by sending him some silence
Just seen two magpies on way to Dartford FC
I just found the Serbia's Forgotten Paws people on twitter… @forgotten_paws there you go. Thank you pooch lovers.
I’ve just voted for Serbia's Forgotten Paws to receive a donation of up to £2,000 from the Direct Debit Big Break! -
To twitter dog lovers…. Serbia's forgotten paws website need your vote for a competition where they could win 2K. Deets on their 'news' page
Dart presentation eve. Bet Wenger wishes he'd picked up one of these cheeky mofos too. #WonTheLeague #ChobhamBLadies
I hit 95 to leave bull, and the miserable bugger didn't even give me a shot at it. He checked out tops 1st dart @PhilDTaylor @TargetDarts
Still buzzing about my 140 start in my game with @PhilDTaylor he replied with 100, so for 3 darts I was actually properly beating him!
I'm hoping to get a game against The Power in a bit @TargetDarts any chance?
Rushing off to Lakeside to catch @anastasiadarts semi final game!! #FootDown
David Seaman, Bob Mortimer and the 2014 crew DANCE OFF today. Good times. #SoccerAm
Bye bye Christmas, hello valentines day... Whole shelf in M&S. Wow.
Visually its Pipe v Monk. Verbally it's Tables v Stands! #worlddarts #AllyPally #StandUpIfYouLoveTheDarts
Luther Blissett just gave me his pudding. Result.
Am finding it so funny that @TubesSoccerAM is probably going to be in the top 40 this week with @SwayUK
Reply to @KDeller138 Damn right Keith! Gonna be massive this yr! Moving it to the gym & it's gonna be Pro / celeb / injured soldier.
I fancied walking on to Reef, Place Your Hands. But, after your suggestions, I keep listening to LL Cool J…
Here Comes The Hotstepper has made a crazy number of appearances in your suggestions...
I've been off Twitter for ages as I thought it had gone all snidey and bitter... But I'd forgotten how funny people are!
Some awesome suggestions coming in.... Mamma Said Knock You Out by LL Cool J also now made the shortlist!!!! Thanks @1971Gregory
One Step Beyond, Eye Of The Tiger & Here Come The Girls are all massive tunes, but already used by Fitton, Barney & Anastasia respectively
Brass In Pocket would be good if my darts weren't tungsten....
Some suggesting Mr Big Stuff, the old catwalk music.... that's making the shortlist
Ok, leading so far is HellsBells by AC/DC... Problem is, I'm not too keen on that.
Am playing darts at Epsom racecourse tomorrow against @Wayne501Mardle and I need walk on music!!!! SHRIEK!!!
Need your help folks......
To all those asking if I feel silly now, the answer is no. It was obviously going to be a joke, but they weren't duck eggs.
1) They are not duck eggs 2) They would need to be 'pipping' if they were going to hatch in the next hour 3) They need humidity to hatch
Big Cliff is back !! Cliff Lazarenko is joining the Legends, John Lowe, Dennis Priestly, and Keith Deller for 3 nights
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Oh now that's a bit weird. At the same time I found @NickHeyward on twitter, Fantastic Day started playing on that advert on the telly!
listening to Reef.... Alrighty
Can people stop comparing the two codes please. If you like darts then you like watching darts. This is a good game of darts. The End
Plus.... I just found Bob Anderson on here!!! @BobAnderson180 SHRIEK!!!!!!!! Hello Bob!! XXXX
What a game of darts this is.....
Off to Lakeside to watch @anastasiadarts first game in defence of her world title. 7.30 ESPN. Excited!!!! #Darts #GoAna
How did the end of the world go? I was in the script meeting & missed it.
Max Rushden has no idea the only reason I gave him that love heart with My Hero on it was because I dropped it on the floor.
Some lady in Morrisons just came up to me and said, "watched you in the jungle last night, be careful they will vote you off" Class.
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Tremendous darts. Well done RVB, unlucky MVG!