is 2pac the best MC of all time?”(he could have been. But Jay Z is 2 me)
what drives u to get better each year, when they say your career is over”(who is they 2 me???)
I just got killed by a toaster: appstore.com/dumbwaystodie
My friend got some new beats by swag
Franck ribery ballon d'or 2013
Being the tallest or close to wherever you go>>>>
When more people are on Facebook chat at 4 in the morning than 10 in the morning ...
I actually find girls who fully draw on their eyebrows creepy.. Looking like Steve Austins head until they draw it on
i love my squad, for my squad i go hard
You mad cause your daughter fuck with me on spring break Well, I'mma fuck her til the springs break
Idk whose a more unstable athlete.. Metta World Peace or Mike Tyson
always count your blessings people
i aint gon wife no girl with tits or ass, im gon wife a woman that can beat some ass and make sure my kids dont grow up to be fuck boys
Persian pride, straight from iran
LOL Iranian impressions of the Miami heat, d wade and lbj
hold on, drop it, shake that if u got it,
sat at home for the first time this summer and didnt do anything, well needed break
my girlfriend not allowed to talk to other girls fuck you tryna tell em how big my dick is...
dad wont let me take protein shakes or creatine, oh sorry ill just use my arnold genetics #alright
hate when ratchet hoes tweet "im one in a million" nah bitch you're a million dicks deep in that dusty pussy
where the fuck u at motivation, u were here for so long #comeback
humidity really kills a niggas times #settledownweather
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse, unable to speak English, shits on the floor and leaves.
The BMW #M3
Coupe reaches the end of its production run – but its racing career continues. press.bmwgroup.com/dJkMn
Is she hot? - A guy's reply to any story that starts with "This girl I know.."
blood on the leaves. LEAVES. LEAVES
Everyone go outside and look up. Wow
SOR - RY
@zkalout fuck tim's hit up the MOMS CHICKEN
When a girl smokes, drinks, or swears its so unattractive
never understood why girls think they sexy smokin nonstop like fidel castro
ok want to make an ask.fm, but dont want dick size questions....like all girls be gettin is cup size questions DISRESPECTT
no makeup is enough for you #soft #tweet #omg @hejirr
knock me the fuck out pls
"i miss by bf, but imma suck another niggas dick for fun" girl logic, makes no sense
If youre gonna fuck with us, than fuck with us. But when we fuck you, you better not make any excuses. @hejirr
tweet grind number 2 with @nikbKillinEm
question is whos the victim, CUS WE THE FUCKING PREDATORS
@LevSarg stop tryna delete ur tweet lev that actually deserves a knockout
When ugly girls holla at me I fell ugly too.. so please don't.
hoes are like cars, and i need me a sexy car
James Ennis (6-7 210lb G/F) averaged 13.2ppg 5.4rbg 2.4apg & 1.7spg in 2 seasons at Long Beach State.
The Sixers are my new favorite team now after acquiring @kazemiworld
after a trade!
i dont know how to disrespect but i do it when i need to
happy going to univesity fresh start for me and @nikbKillinEm
real q is, we gon drop this fucked up conversing or what #nahwetrue
ooooooooooh thats what you be packing for....i thought you were coming over to my place...i was a little confused!