oh you're a starbucks gold member? i fire roast my own coffee beans #hipsteroneup
I don't understand people that put apple stickers on their PCs...
Big man at Taco Bell said he likes my wallet.
What's a chiropractor's busiest day? Throwback Thursday LOL I am going to die alone
Do re mi fa so done with this semester
Late night talks about foster care, common sense v. book smarts, obesity, freedom, corruption, and Obama Care. #deep #roommates
I think all I ate yesterday was greasy crap and now my stomach is suffering. #neveragain
Convinced a guy I don't know to order us a pizza.
"I love you, Cody"
Eating subway in McDonald's because I'm normal like that. instagram.com/p/gyhvfQCZpS/
They're great until you want them to go to sleep.
Every time I babysit at bedtime, I'm reminded of why I don't want to have children.
Let it be forever known that I am the #best #babysitter
. And that is a title deserving of #chocolate
is my favorite.
is my favorite.
Shu-Feng has fin rot. My poor baby :(
Also, braid is a super strange word. Almost as strange as the word mutual.
The one day that I don't have an extra bobby pin on me is the day I need one. #braidproblems
Well, that meeting was a lot loss painful than I expected. Lol
I have 18 minutes to get ready. I've been awake for 45. But I'm still in bed.
Just chillin in prison. No big deal. instagram.com/p/gpFqn_iZkl/
Too tired to finish studying and by finish I mean start
Lululemon founder apologized for saying some people can't wear yoga pants. Now if the guy who told us tights were pants would just apologize
My last few tweets have been rather complainy. Sorry, guys.
I really need to walk back to my dorm, but it's too cold and snowy out. Wahh. I hate you, Wisconsin.
I'm so excited about China, but every time I think about the food I'll have to eat for a month, I panic. Lol.
you don't like pumpkin flavored goods? do you not like joy?
Time to annihilate some Beliebers. 👊 👎
There's like a blizzard outside and I didn't wear a coat today, so like...yeah. I ain't goin out there.
And unable to complete my creep.
So here I sit, texting my tweets like a data-less loser.
I used all my data 4 minutes before midnight, so I got on the WiFi... And it kicked me off of Facebook when I was mid-creep.
I miss my unlimited data plan.
scarves are so chill...they're like,"hey, i'm gonna be a sweater but just for your neck, cool?"
I accidentally favorite so many tweets thanks to this update.
"God doesn't look at us and see the sinners that we were-He looks at us and sees that we are washed, cleansed, and made righteous in Christ"
Friendly reminder that I have the best dorm sup EVER. #ShesPresh #TotesAdorbs @vrturner1
Going to create an app that hides all tweets relating to Doctor Who.
Just an observation.......
Out of the 15 students going to China, only three are guys, and none of those three are attractive.
I don't think I'll ever stop laughing at the fact that Annie thought I was actually going to be the UN Ambassador to China :'D
I don't want to get out of bed.
I think I did pretty well teaching my science lesson today :)
So my friends will probably be happy :P