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Heidi Joy Parker
If all you do is post selfies on your snapchat story, then i probably hate you.
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I mean, the writing was good.... But the story itself was meh.
I joined the league of White Girls today and read #thefaultinourstars. I didn't cry, and I don't think it's worth all the hype. #TFIOS
I love going out to breakfast in the morning because I'm always the youngest person here.
I was just looking at pictures of the hotel we're staying at in Hong Kong and wow. Just WOW.
And they said they would be here right away
It has now been an hour since I called home for someone to come rescue me. No one is here. They're just so dependable...........
Do you know how fast you were going sir? "15,000mph?" Wha? No,like 65? "Seems pretty slow wouldn't you say?" I guess so. "Ok bye" bye?
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So the jumper cables are in the trunk but the trunk won't open because the battery is dead. This is like a twisted nightmare or something
Myyyy car won't start, so I'm stuck here all alone. Woo
Neil Patrick Harris is my spirit animal. If he weren't gay, I'd totes marry him.
And then returned it to it's rightful owner.
Someone's copy of Vanity Fair arrived in our mailbox, so I tore out the perfume samples (4 of 'em) & read the story on Neil Patrick Harris
Choose your own adventure A T H E I S T S W A N T A P E S H O E S Non-believers like primate footwear? or Godly bird repairs garden tools?
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Why am I sick. 😩#oww
Mad Goat >>>>> 😍😍😍
Hacked love yah heifen
#selfiesunday #Selfie #blackandwhite
Also, Neil Patrick Harris.
I love #RedEye. It is my favorite.
Creeping through old pictures and danggg, 2012 was a great year for my hair.
This majestic puppy was so good at the vet today. #prouddogmom #andy
"Komoticon" what Komodo Dragons would send if they understood smartphones or a great band name. Works on a lot of levels really.
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"What are you doing here?" I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond
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I had this nightmare that I missed the flight to China. And oh goodness..... I have not yet recovered from it.
That cute little car in front of me is Miss @rachelsea95 :P #GramAndDrive
16 Pictures That Prove Justin Bieber Might Be Kind Of Hot If He Wore Different Clothes buzzfeed.com/emilyhennen/16… via @EmilyHennen_
sometimes i'll hear a pastor spouting nonsense and i'm like "bro, do you even exegete?"
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Snapchat on my ipad is great bc hello increased drawing surface
The new coldplay album sucks and I want my money back, iTunes
Amazing Spider-Man 2 was perfffff.
I don't care how old he is... George Clooney will always be handsome. #diamonddiploma
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Cutesy geese running across the yard!!!! #babysitterlife
If someone wanted to give me a $1,000 etsy gift card, I wouldn't complain.
I took Zimbio's 'Revenge' quiz and I'm Nolan Ross! Who are you? #ZimbioQuiz zimbio.com/quiz/6TkiGTxHn… I feel like this is quite accurate.
Ellen is my favorite.
She took everyone's lemons and was eating them
This little cutie was peeking at me through the glass, and then he came and sat on my lap πŸ’šπŸ’›πŸ’œ