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Heidi Joy Parker
The evil paper of death has been turned in.
My laptop is dead, so I guess I have to actually pay attention in class. πŸ˜₯😰😒
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, that I can get through these next few weeks without falling apart
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When people think that they can beat me at Harry Potter trivia
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But now I need to add a citation and I only know MLA and APA citations.........
I've literally been working on this for over an hour and I have my title page and half of my introduction done.
It would be real prime if someone could teach me how to write Turabian style papers. I have no idea what I'm doing.
Hello, chai latte, nice to meet ya.
My classes have gone by quite pleasantly quickly today. (I have no idea if that was grammatically correct. I don't think it was. But, yolo.)
There was this car swerving all over the road, and when we were passing them I looked over and the lady was picking her nose πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ƒπŸ‘ƒ
The temperature at school is literally less than half of what it is here. Please don't make me go back.
I seem to have developed an addiction to gossip girl. Which is strange, because I hate shows like this...
Morgan Freeman Chats with Jimmy While Sucking Helium:… via @YouTube
We know who you are. Watch out.
Or at least say really mean things about you to each other...
To whoever hacked Amanda's Facebook: we will find you, and we will kill you.
*builds time machine* *travels back to first Thanksgiving* *slaps cranberries out of pilgrim's hand* You're not making this a thing
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#JustSayNoToCranberrySauce because that stuff is ratchet. And yes, I just said ratchet.
look officer i know i was speeding but they stop selling egg mcmuffins in 7 minutes follow me sir, if i use the siren we might make it
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All of my friends are in long term relationships in real life and I'm still trying to marry my celebrity crush on The Sims.
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I am thoroughly entertained. British people's attempts at labeling a map of the US… via @robinedds @BuzzFeed
I've been doing Pie90X for the past six months. Expecting great results Thursday.
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Prayers going out to Tim Lee, you are a brave soul.
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I really just feel bad for Mr. Lee right now with everyone posting his phone number all over the internet. 😯😬
Please enjoy this majestic selfie with the only cat in the world that I don't hate. It's good to be home 😻😻😻
Rachel's entire family hugged me before they hugged her. Even her dad. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ bahaha
Rachel's driving scares me so much. Why did I let her drive?
Girls night! Mary Kay makeovers, Starbucks, and Five Guys on State Street. #bestthursdayever
Five Guys and Starbucks. Ptl. #girlsnight
I can't believe they're putting out the Christmas weather before Thanksgiving.
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Thank you, @timehop, for reminding me once again that 20-year-old me totally does not approve of 15-year-old me.
Just 2 more (hugely difficult and time-consuming) projects and 1 more test this week. I can do this.
Amanda made me a heart shaped pumpkin whoopie pie with cinnamon cream cheese icing. Um, yes please.
I forgot to post this on Friday, but my roomie was SO MAJESTIC in Sherlock Holmes. #bae
Why is it so cold out?
When you're talking to a female always remember that you're also talking to her friends via screenshots.
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Triple date to the play tonight. This is my date, Charlie. We match!
This girl misspelled both Illinois and arson in her presentation. These are our future elementary teachers.