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Heidi Joy Parker
Looking over the preparations for the #Oscars set. After last night, we've installed a second layer of Kanye-proofing, just in case.
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"Do you know how I learned to juggle?" By juggling your socks while folding laundry? "No... Actually, yeah" #RachelIsBae
I SURVIVED THE RACHEL WORKOUT WITHOUT DYING. but she's making me do it every day with her. πŸ‘©πŸ”«
Rachel wants me to work out with her. I need a good excuse asap.
Uncooked, obviously.
Jupiter= bacon. "@SPACEdotcom: Wow! Hubble Telescope Sees Rare 3-Moon Shadow Dance on Jupiter oak.ctx.ly/r/2ftwn pic.twitter.com/k3mXTYowDt"
100% JEALOUS of everyone who got a picture with @ScottWalker today. I thought he left right away :(
Annie would kill me if she knew I posted this, but that's the beauty of her refusal to get instagram. #womancrushwednesday #wcw #instagramlessannie
[spiders pour into room] THEYRE EVERYWHERE [group of tap dancers enter] ALRIGHT MEN THIS IS WHAT WEVE TRAINED FOR
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But I said it and now Amanda's Nexus works!!!!!!!! And it's updating to Lollipop so I'm jelly :(
Words I thought I would never say: "Use the spudger to walk the battery cable out of its socket on the motherboard"
I wanna take a nap but I'm resisting.
Can I please be Joanne Froggatt?
I thought it was a movie trailer for The Sixth Sense Reloaded.
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Tell us which side so we know which direction to run in. WE WANT TO LIVE
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"Nationwide is on your side." Anyone else hearing this jingle as a threat now?
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Lol so I'm wearing a sweater with a fox on it so Mr. Z told me about this and it's precious. youtu.be/D2SoGHFM18I
😭😭😭😭😁😁😁😁😁 YESSSSSSS
All work and no walrus makes walrus a dull walrus. All walrus and no walrus makes walrus a walrus walrus. Walrus walrus and walrus walrus wa
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Excuse my obsessive tweeting, I'm putting off writing a classroom management paper.
I JUST WANT TO BE AN ASTRONAUT AND GO ON EMERGENCY SPACEWALKS AND ALL THAT FUN STUFF.
#ISS has seen 184 spacewalks since Dec. 1998 - first pix below. 3 more spacewalks planned for #Exp42 in February. pic.twitter.com/g3qdeE1y9m
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In other news, only 2 days until I get to eat @ChickfilA <3
Why is Canada even a thing?
And if you read the comments on that article, there are literally a bunch of Canadians having a very polite argument about syrup strategies.
Confirmed by Canadian roommate: The Canadian government really does have a 30 million pound maple syrup reserve.
IT MIGHT BE LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO BE ANY MORE EXCITED ABOUT THIS. #Oscars2015 #nphismyhomie people.com/article/oscars…
Can't handle this cuteness that occurred 4 years ago today.
Excuse me while I awkwardly tweet it again.
I did not crop that picture.
Also, this description on Pinterest. This is so wrong. Um, no. pic.twitter.com/9T2MuDyCYQ
Amanda has just admitted that she doesn't love George Clooney so idk if we're even friends anymore.
*doesn't check grades* *doesn't check bank account* *pretends everything is ok*
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How long do I have to sleep before a nap becomes classified as an exhaustion-induced coma? 'Cause that's probably about to happen.
And if that isn't weird enough for ya, it's a PE class.
This girl is literally knitting in class.
Ps, that's the only time I'll ever say that a movie was better than the book.
I just watched The Fault in Our Stars and cried a disturbing amount. I thought the book was overrated, but the movie gave me all the feels.
I'd like to marry George Clooney, please.
One of the coolest things about this fundraiser is that it originated with a young man on the street... pic.twitter.com/u43Bt8znyW
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By "fun" I mean, "super disturbing, please don't imagine that"
That's a fun mental image. :D
My legs are so white you could make them into a wedding dress.
Guy friends who give you boy advice are the real MVPs.
You know it's Saturday when the hardest decision you have to make is deciding which pair of sweatpants to wear.
Sitting at taco bell googling different kinds of cats