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Skye Rabi
comedy 33 followers
@UberFacts: Music increases your brain's organization.” Tell that to rock stars.
WOW! My Ironpants score: 0.
Don't be so sweet that people will eat you up, or so bitter that people will spit you out.
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@UberFacts: Only 2% of the world’s population is blonde.” @Gabri3ll3_B feel special
Just convinced some 12 year old that "Plurbie" is a word. #proud #fuckingidiot
You unfollow me because you're afraid of falling in love with me, I know.
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Have y'all heard our @MariahCarey "You're Mine (Eternal)" Remix yet?!?! If not...here ya goooooo: soundcloud.com/jumpsmokers/ma… #Lambs #MCvsJS
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...that makes the world get down! 🔊 RT@WhatUpSkyee: It's that@JumpSmokerss sound <3
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A minimum wage worker needswork for about 10,287,974 hours to afford everything Britney Spears lists in "Work Bitch". Get to work bitch.
Flappy bird.... The only game that plays YOU. @PegboardNerds
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My business ain't your business, so unless you're my thong, don't be up my ass.
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@UberFacts: Saying the word "fuck" uses 72 muscles.” Workout for the year complete @Gabri3ll3_B
*follows dreams* *dreams don't follow back* *unfollows dreams*
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Collin McLoughlin, the next Matthew Koma & John Martin!
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Stop worrying about people that aren't worried about you.
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I'm pretty sure dogs have elevator music playing in their heads the entire time.
You were such an inspiration to me and to the entire world, Rest In Peace Charlotte Dawson. You'll be missed beyond words :'(
Being retweeted is basically saying "I feel you my nigga" 
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“Most people can survive for up to 2 months without eating" I can barely go from breakfast to my lunch break without dying from hunger -_-
@WhennBoys: When boys play with your hair. 😍” Until they ACCIDENTALLY rip off chunks of it
There is an Australian band called "The Beards". Every single one of their 38 songs is about beards.
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I love a female who don't depend on a nigga... that boss lady shit is attractive.
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