"I'm a simple man. I like dark haired women and breakfast foods"
I crave this life style😍☀️🌊hI7
Using the phrase "basic bitch" is a pretty "basic" thing to do if ya ask me
the members of maroon 5 that aren't Adam Levine
I'm a ride or die whether you fail or fly
Caitlyn Jenner: I'm gonna spell it with a C.
The name "Caitlyn" seems a little young for Bruce Jenner ya know what I mean
Sometimes 11 year old girls boost my ego in the weirdest way
Ciara doesn't like the flavor cherry so basically she hates America
Mystery suckers are the best
Check out that lonely dimp
Does that make any sense at all???
I have one dimple like next to my chin
"Don't know if I'm elated or gassy...but I'm somewhere in that zone!"
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
This is fucking important
It's not the mistake but how you bounce back from it.