Beyoncé: I'm going to make an album that basically says you're cheating on me.
Jay Z: what?
Beyoncé: And release it on tidal.
Jay Z: Word
American Horror Story: Beyoncé
Happy earth day
Prince has died at the age of 57 rol.st/1Vnc398
When the entire class is arguing about the answer being 44 or 33 but you got 296
My mom is learning 👀#beyondblessed
20 page study guide? Yea sure that's fine I guess
"Attendance is required"
"There is no extra credit"
"An 89.9 is a B"
"I don't believe in multiple choice"
How I think I'm sleeping vs. how I actually sleep #NationalPetDay
This is some messy gossip girl shit
Having Nationals turnup withdrawals.
my kids: sing us a song to sleep
me: I been drinkin….I been drinkin….
is there a scholarship for trying
is it rude to die in the middle of class
So you can breathe but not text me back ???
When my highlight and contour comes out perfect.
If you had a twin I would choose your twin.
My mom... The reason why I work hard
Me this morning when I registered for my last semester of classes
me: i need to save money
me: *gets money*
Seeing everyone's snaps of Bieber makes me want to see him again 😩
when i go to a concert:
during: THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE
after: i'll never be happy again
When you wear glasses for the first time
Bernie is Americas papaw and he's making hella burgers for his millennial grandkids but no ones showing up to the voting booth
Me: i didn't read the novel
Someone: but the test is next period...
I don’t know about y’all, but I thought I played my best game of the year 😂. Live and Learn. On to the next!
That moment Rush hit more 3's than Curry...
Birthday highlight #2 seeing biebs butt crack, seeing him backstage, and seeing him with @liayala86
Was beyond blessed this week🙌🏽
If you haven't seen my snap story of the biebs yet check it out
Birthday highlight #1
Just a few more hours😆😆😆😆
I think they were protesting your racist father. This isn't complicated.
my neck, my back, my netflix and my snacks.
When you finish the test early because you didn't know shit.
Can't contain my excitement for my birthday
No meat on Friday's during lent is like wanting chick-fil-A on Sundays.
Lent requires me reminding my family to not eat meat on Fridays.
THE NEW FINDING DORY TRAILER IS FINALLY HERE 😍🐟 amp.twimg.com/v/9bec3f83-46a…
STEPH RIGHT NOW 😂zM
Feliz cumpleaños 💕
Excited because my hair is finally long enough to fit into a bun👏🏽
"no one is going to put up w/ your attitude"