Two faced is not a nice trait 🐍
Ma fav thing in the world is having friends that are able to convince u the embarrassing stuff you've done isnt really that bad x
Me going back to my old ways on January 2nd
"pulled up to a red light and looked to my left"
I FOUND THE LONGER VERSION
surrounding myself with people who support me and only want the best for me was the best decision i ever made
after I've finished my lurking
go big or go home. she said yes!!!!
when u remember that ur turning 20 this year
when people call "nike" "nikey", you don't ride a fucking bikey do you, prick.
why do all parents do this
"You're seriously so stubborn"
smh why do boys lie like this 😔 this is why i take them swimming on the first date6
Sometimes life gets in the way and you have to ruin your Instagram aesthetic
US Twitter v UK Twitter 😭😭1oe
I'm sooooo not prepared for anything
Elie Saab Fall 2015 • Haute Couture
haaaha thank you for showing me this so funny xx
what the hell im loling hahaha I don't even have yikyak hahah
ha what!!!!!! I've never seen that!!!!
happy birthday chick!! Have a fabulous day hope u get loads of makeup 💄💋 xxx
I can't believe this is actually a thing
me when I finally get what I want
-You screwed my wife. My own brother. You're dead to me
*They laugh. It fades awkwardly*
-[soft] That won't always work Barry
100% not mentally prepared for the new year
Just when you thought romance was dead
"Miley tell us about your new album" "Would you like an avocado" OMG
Imagine falling for someone and then discovering they tweet abuse to people they have never met....(or wear crocs)
DOUBLE STANDARDS...I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS SOCIETY
If ur texting a girl and she tweets "lol" bruv u best leave it 3-5 business days because you've 100% fucked it
When your pizza rolls are done vine.co/v/eAjAbJYDdbT
"White people dont have culture" twitter.com/disasterologay…
I'll brawl over discounted Lindt quicker than a handbag.
ur so weird ps see u soon
I have the bestest friends eva in the world 💜💜
" I think you've had one to many Yorkshire puddings "