how many times we gotta tell y'all... WE ARE HERE FOR A GOOD TIME NOT A LONG TIME twitter.com/dailytonic/sta…
Sorry but if your mates are nice to someone who was horrible to you they're shit mates
Imagine your masculinity is so fragile you're threatened by an imaginary character you like being played by a woman.
Can't watch this final I love federer too much
Time spent at home = spending time with my dog
Time spent not at home = looking at pictures of my dog
My favorite genre is Murray doing this to reporters
When you move your head and the Snapchat filter disappears
Q: "Andy, Sam is the first American player to reach the semi-final of a Slam since 2009..."
Murray: "Male player."
lol what who is snorting chocolate powder twitter.com/time/status/88…
Most intense match ever please win Nadal 😫❤️
Them: "You can't just erase people from your life"
Watched Moana way more times than I would like to admit
Isn't it funny seeing girls who were horrid in school preach about how everyone should be nice to each other
Why are cropped hoodies a thing
When you follow someone through multiple doors
MY TAMPON STRING HAS HUNG OUT MY BIKINI AT THE BEACH MORE THAN ONCE THO twitter.com/itsgiricode/st…
Rob kardashian - the real Dior sauvage
I love how the British holiday is based on the price of a pint??? Yeah had a great time it was only two euro's a pint
my mindset is changing and i just don't want to be around certain things or people anymore
I'm going to Ibiza with a bunch of spastics.
Guys who use the monkey emojis twitter.com/Daily_Star/sta…
the most relatable thing kris jenner has ever said
"how long have you hated yourself"
When the CEO responds to your out of the office email about taking sick leave for mental health and reaffirms your decision. 💯q
Women are expected to look like tens all the time while the average man looks like warm coleslaw twitter.com/madblackthot/s…
Girls mature faster because they're literally forced to be held accountable for their actions and be responsible for others. That's it
Haha yep I'm a suffer, the pill has helped me a lot though!
You have it too??? fuckin nightmare
Birth control 👏🏼 stops my 👏🏼 excruciating pain 👏🏼 + scar tissue 👏🏼 cementing 👏🏼 my organs together 👏🏼 you thick 👏🏼 fuckintwitter.com/stefanmolyneux…
bitch if I was making $10,000 every 27 seconds I would love it too. twitter.com/kyliejenner/st…
literally can't be fucked with Brexit anymore tbh x
"why don't girls just come forward if they got raped" twitter.com/britt_morgs/st…
Asked a customer how she was today she said I'm disabled so I've been in bed all day & I said oh im jealous😩😩this is why I don't small talk
this is a thread of the funniest moments on British television
Do squirrels love being chased? Dogs in new survey say OF COURSE!
tell us more, whitney sneeze and run twitter.com/whitneybishhx/…
I've never seen someone look so young yet so old, so feminine yet so masculine, so pretty yet so ugly. I am truly disturbed twitter.com/abc7chicago/st…
What is wrong with us Brits? Terrorists slaughter us on our own soil: candles and prayer. A tragic accident happens: march on Number 10.
"I don't care if your name is Rachel, today its 'Xoxo, Joanne' now take your frappuchino and get the fuck out"
Bring your child to work day