Finally won a free McDonald's mocha. Bout fucking time
Feel sleepy all day. Get into bed and feel like I have eye shotted coffee.
How do people stay so motivated for the gym.
Really not feeling the 7 o'clock getup tomorrow.
How is my fridge so full but has nothing that even looks edible.
How has Miley Cyrus become such a wreck.
When I like a new song I overplay it too much.
The coca cola Christmas advert has come on. Shit just got serious
Stepbrothers with my wench @chlo_pearson
I swear my internet at home is just as bad as McDonald's free wifi.
My mum walks in doing a impression of the seagulls on Finding Nemo. What is my family.
I wish I had a slave to bring me food.
Stepbrothers is too fucking funny!
Friday is the best study day ever.
Im sorry but 1 like does not equal 1 respect or prayer.
2 Chainz loves the words 'big booty' doesn't he.
Dominos is such a rip off.
What does the fox say is such a bad song.
A holiday abroad is needed rn!
House music > any other music
Read my message and don't reply for ages again, I fucking dare you.
Pisses me off on Facebook when it says about somebody 'works at Hollister'. You clearly don't, shut up.
Rain affects my mood so much.
Domino's for tea with @chlo_pearson
Sounds crazy saying it's Christmas next month.
Marley & Me is so depressing it's untrue.
Losing your tv remote is a pain in the anus.
Hope it's a white Christmas this year.
Bubble football looks fucking quality
Gemma's got more junk in her belly than in her trunk.
People on horror movies are fucking stupid.
When girls on Facebook share their profile picture from about 2 months ago, I judge you
Waking up. Weathers still shit typical England
Seeing the snow,sex and suspicious parents andvert makes me want to go skiing again so bad.
Kicking back with @HarveyDaniels14
Last night was pretty sick. pic.twitter.com/ZljWl4fsGN
Just got trapped by some fat wench at farmageddon @Tom_Hockedy
Movie day with my Chloe 👌<3
People who act drunk need to be shot.
Led in bed watching Dumb & Dumber 👌
best part of storage hunters has to be @ComedianTmoney #MONEY
Farmageddon tomorrow, fuck
Scariest thing on Halloween so far is the dentist tomorrow. Not happy
Being a top brother and downloading the call for @georgierosekay
The highlight of my Halloween is the leftover sweets.