crystal castles sound like demon little girls that run around hotel rooms
i swear the nyx hd powder is actually just icing sugar
ARGUE WITH ME
think ive got flu and i keep falling asleep for 10 mins n having mad dreams
mcdonald's: "our ice cream machine broke"
me: "oUR eyeZ kreeM muhSheen broKe"
this is such a great feature thanks twitter :)
why is spotify subtitles like this
this is why ill never get my degree
ive been watching dr pimple popper for an hour
i understand people being ignorant but this grown ass man thinks pigs will be extinct if we stop breeding them for bacon lol
i dont understand how some people are so stupid?
"I, as Beyoncé, will just have vegan icewater. The twins will have fried chicken, catfish nuggets, fries, mac & cheese, red beans & rice."
i love the song ghost by allday chubbyboy
feel suspiciously happy today i wonder what will ruin it
When you show your best friend your
dope new tat
im a strong 4
Corbyn: we should renationalise the railways.
JK Rowling: but the hogwarts express is always on time and never crowded and private owned
just saw a vegan scribbling "peace on earth" on the floor but spelt peace like peas
When Kylie come home and ask you if you've defrosted the meat and packaged the lipsticks
"So Charlie got the Chocolate factory, and he found out that they paid NO CORPORATION TAX"
what a journey shes been on
did 17,000 steps before i even went bed last night
hate living in halls full of music students feel like im being judged listening to one direction
why do i make life so awkward for myself
feel like a little sim character after finishing a 10 hour shift dunno whether to eat sleep or shower first
at a heavy metal gig and someone asked one of the guys to sign their ticket but didnt have a pen so instead he bit a huge chunk out of it
cabbage played abis song at their dj set last night
suddenly i wanna do yoga
When your bestie (and fab band) release a song on the Spotify! @AbigailWhiteX @bandfoxglove
i rly wanna be famous just to see if the illuminati is real
remember in high school when people used to say if u sprayed an aerosole directly onto ur nipple for 30 seconds itd fall off
if eyelashes say theyre cruelty free that means they wont be mink right
when ur listening 2 let it happen and it gets 2 The Part
The future! 💯m
Having brunch in Shoreditch. There's a string quartet playing Skepta
jared gets me
hes so sad and confused :'(
i fully just started crying at this video of a raccoon who got candy floss and tried to wash it before he ate it but it dissolved 😢
was telling my mom i went to see blossoms the other week and my dad says the only blossoms ur moms heard of is blossom hill