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Harlot Starlet
when the whole table calls, the BB has the obligation to raise. just sayin
Do you ever wake up pining for the lover from your dreams the night before? #JustinBieber come back to me! My boyfriend said I could
I can't believe they still, or ever, let Pink make music. What does she have like, one fan, her hot deaf husband #pink #sucks
my boyfriend just asked me to remember the phrases "holding in a fart" and "floating away" for later, in case he forgets.
Scuse me while I kiss this guy
i have the gayest list of followers. i mean just look at them.
im not racist. racism is a crime. and crime is for black people.
You heard it here first: #ConorOberst will die a violently tragic suicidal death. JK, it's been obvious for years. #whatashame
This is how my night is going: - My brain will require hibernation when I am through. #knowledge #ifuckinglovescience
My so called life in 140 characters

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