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This about to be the most vicious whip in history
TRYNA KEEP MY GRADES UP LIKE:
RT if Caitlyn Jenner has bigger boobs than you
eat when im sad
eat when im happy
eat when im with my friends
eat when im on the computer
eat when im bored
eat when im with my family
sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin
rt if doris iz da best album evr
Surround yourself with the people who make you better, and you will have better outcomes.
Hoes be like "I'm French" 💁 ...oh really? Where you from, Le Projects?
*girl gets tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh* Girlfriend: Can you hear the ocean? Boyfriend: No bitch but I can smell the fish
Bathroom = Baafrumm , Refrigerator = Fridgerataa , Remote = Moken Troll
On a math test: 2+2 = ?Me: Use calculator just in case
"Be strong." I whispered to my WiFi signal.
When your phone battery is at 1% and your running to the phone charger like "STAY WITH ME BUDDY!! DAMMIT WE'RE LOOSING HIM!!"
Me: Can I have $5? Mom: What happened to the $5 I gave you in 1999?
Black girls with blonde hair looking like a Duracell battery
*Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader*x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9Me: WHEN THE FUCK WE LEARN THIS!
Dad: Why are your eyes so red? Son: I was smoking marijuana Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you're a faggot.
Started from the bottom & you still ain't shit.
Netflix basically has every movie, except for the ones I actually want to watch.
Me: *Breathes*Mom: Watch your fucking tone..
I hate smart ass teachers. Me: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: BITCH I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK.
Stop callin him yo bestie we all know yall fuckin 😒
Fat, single and ready for a Pringle.
I just tied my titties in a bow
My towels are dirty as fuck so I used my titties to wash the dishes
I don't chew my Big Macs I just throw them Bitches in my mouth and swallow.
After I eat my 4 Big Macs, I'ma do 4 sit ups and 4 squats to eliminate the calories.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
It's almost time for that "new year new me" bullshit. 😒