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"A beer belly is just a gas tank to a sex machine" 😂😂
I get so #high I touch the #sky til I can't even #function
"I'm just high"... No your just stupid
Drink my 40oz of freedom while I roll a blunt
Oakland break there 358 day losing streak.. #nothingtogethappyabout
I got 99 problems so I'm just gonna get drunk and forget about em
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Im might be a hoe! But I'm not a crack whore! -#shitoncops
Smoke to pass the time? Nah, I smoke to clear my mind. Smoke to keep you off it, and focus on my grind
Retweeted by MuthaFuckaJonesΔ
At the fucking breaking point
Netflix basically has every movie, except for the ones I actually want to watch.
Fuck getting up at 4:30.. 😩🔫
Auto correct is not always correct
In alcohol's defense, I've done some pretty stupid shit sober as well
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Potheads needs a joint to relax, G pen full of wax
Got friends that hate they job,they just wanna get sky high
You can't spell heaTHCare without THC
Your on my mind 24/7...💰💸💵
If you are lucky enough to get a second chance, don't waste it
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appreciate everything, regret nothing
God I needa stop drinking. Ya right ha
Rando's moving in today... Fuck I better make this place look good #noMotivationatall
Long day of work... Feels good to come home to a fridge full of beer!! 🍺🍻
.@MensHumor: Fitness? More like, fitness this whole pizza in my mouth. Hahaha
Wooahhh!! Damn I'm in a good mood, #10xs better then yesterday! #cranky
I can't believe I get paid to do this!