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Nothing like waking up a little shitty
Don't hate the Dabber, hate the fact u ain't Dabbin!!
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cheesy eggs are fucking amazing!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...I don't know what he laced them with but,iv been trippin all day
My grades need to smoke weed so they can get higher
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On a scale from one to America, how free are you tonight ,babe?
Remember ladies, if you want to find a Prince, you're supposed to kiss a frog. Not sleep with the whole pond. Merica.
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Yes no more soccer!!
You know you had a good night last when you have to Google map yourself in the morning to find out where the hell you are.
Getting into a relationship may seem like a good idea but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there...
Sleeping is nice because you're not dead, but you're not it's a win-win situation.
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I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit
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Your secrets are safe with me because I zone out every-time you speak.
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I don't chase no broads I chase money and vodka