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you girls got until september to get it right because once these come out, dudes will not be texting you back 😊i
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You are the definition of crazy bitch, you know that right?
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There's normal people...and then there's me and my friends
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The best day of the year
I dont know what imma do, but imma do it
Who will make it to the Final 4? RT for Wisconsin Favorite for Arizona
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Hoes like a door knob everyone gets a turn..
"A beer belly is just a gas tank to a sex machine" 😂😂
I get so #high I touch the #sky til I can't even #function
"I'm just high"... No your just stupid
Drink my 40oz of freedom while I roll a blunt
Oakland break there 358 day losing streak.. #nothingtogethappyabout
I got 99 problems so I'm just gonna get drunk and forget about em
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Im might be a hoe! But I'm not a crack whore! -#shitoncops
Smoke to pass the time? Nah, I smoke to clear my mind. Smoke to keep you off it, and focus on my grind
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At the fucking breaking point
Netflix basically has every movie, except for the ones I actually want to watch.
@Whos_Kyle_ found your sock from your senior year state cross country meet #tradition
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Fuck getting up at 4:30.. 😩🔫
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