Even the Football Gods don't like Ugly
Since yal nigga know EVERYTHING 🙃which bro want yal girlfriend!?!?! 🤔🤔🤔
"But... but I'm Tom Brady...."
"Bald, Bald, Bald, MY EYES!!!!" 😂😂�twitter.com/theniggahokage…
mood: leave em on read then switch it 2 delivered
Losing my voice is bitter sweet cus I sound like a 12 year old when it's normal and it's pretty deep rn lmao kinda cool 😅
That hairstyle does not go with that big head or her face 🙁 I'm convinced she tries a tad bit too hard to be differ…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
"when we gonna chill"
"I'll find someone better than you"
Stop stressin about wack ass ppl lol
Not getting the same reciprocated energy from someone from jump should be a red flag.
If you don't want her acting crazy, don't do shit that will make her act crazy.
Usually when I have the morning shift I take a nap when I get to work but my boss is here and OH MY GOD I'm struggling to stay up wtf 😒
But the fact that I'm working 8am tmrw hurts 😢
Can't wait to get drunk tmrw 😭
Can't wait to be done with my last class 🙄 I'm going straight to sleep
or just teach cops how to interact with people? twitter.com/wdsu/status/82…
When you get good dick once
they avoid complimenting you but seek to hate you
He had a 16yr old gf while in college? Stalked her? Shot her? AND STILL GOT BOND? sounds about white. twitter.com/crimetime/stat…
Wow! Trump taking opportunity 2 honor Black history month by calling out media for fake news and saying he's gonna win even bigger next time
When you and your boyfriend break up and you go back to hanging with your friends again:
Trying to figure out why everyone's about to have a heart attack because Beyoncé's prego 😐
DRAKE AND NICKI PLEASE FUCK IT UP
After class I'm knocking out
When I'm tired every little thing annoys me 🙄
Second time this week my class got cancelled. The lord is with me.
president obama with the backwards fitted!!! this man is culture
I'm just trynna study and of course ppl want to blast music at this time 🤦🏽♀️ I refuse to go all the way to the lib 😑
I love north west she's so adorable 😩
*grabs popcorn and watches as the plot unfolds*
My 30 min nap went to a 2 hr nap wow
MAMA. TOLD. ME. AYE. NOT. TO. SELL. WORK. AYE. SEVENTEEN. FIVE. SAME. COLOR. T. SHIRT.
TIME TO TURN UP AT THE AIRPORTS AGAIN. twitter.com/ap/status/8262…