Please upgrade your browser to make full use of twiends.   chrome   firefox   ie   safari  
Create your own wall, sign in free!
Greta
Want to Grow Your Twitter Following, Free?
a symphony of alarms are going off upstairs
"It's time for an eye exam. Read the letters." Drake sits down, reading. "T, U, V" He stutters, "X." A stream of tears falls to his satchel.
Retweeted by Greta
i miss the Jonas Brothers
apparently i can't take selfies without being rudely interrupted
what a cute blob
Being shocked and appalled when your best friend went and held someone else's hand when you were asked to get into pairs to walk to assembly
Retweeted by Greta
should probably be doing homework rn, oh well
i am 18 in under a month when do i get my adult face??? i'm beginning to get concerned
had a stress test in psychology, 300 points and there's like an 80% chance of illness, i scored 575 lmao
When your mom tells you to wash the dishes pic.twitter.com/e47otAihf6
Retweeted by Greta
you can never have too many brunch bars
felt bad about paying for just a coffee with a £20 note today in college so i bought all the brunch bars because i didn't want to be rude
my selfie was invaded
i feel victimised by my tutors this is way too much work for one tiny person
sooo much college work and no motivation to start it, was it seriously necessary to set this many essays at the start of the year???
i like to express my anger towards people by making them on Sims and setting them on fire, they'll never know but at least i feel better
ugh i am absolutely shattered, it's been such a busy week
i made @ginger_alex_69 a flower crown
Spending half your life worrying that people think you're shoplifting
Retweeted by Greta
thanks @AlexJon71277889 for cheering me up a bit it was a good evening :)
According to the Baby Centre email newsletter I apparently got signed up to, I'm now 15 weeks pregnant and my baby is the size of an apple.
Retweeted by Greta
typical me I got lost for half an hour on the first day, circled the college 3 times but apart from that it wasn't bad
What are you talking about; of course I have a boyfriend!!?! *whispers* On The Sims...
Retweeted by Greta
"Trick or treat!" "No tricks, kids. Just treat her right," Drake says. He hands them an apple each and returns to his armchair.
Retweeted by Greta
my step dad is head bopping to call me maybe
Apparently someone down the road called 'Bernard' signed for my package and now I have to collect it 😨 I'd rather move house.
Retweeted by Greta
my eyeliner is perfect today - a small feat in an otherwise disastrous week
i got a personalised bottle because i couldn't live with the fact that my name wasn't included #shareacoke #greta
get onto my brother's twitter for a minute and all i can think of to write is "I like eating poo" this is why i don't fare well in exams
and my face is "rancid" apparently lmao
"i didn't notice it 'til you pointed it out but now it looks terrible" a lovely comment from my sister about my hair loss
i used to think that noses made humans look ugly so I'd draw everyone without a nose to make a statement about my extreme hatred for them
i could not be more terrified about starting college :/
stupid coke bottles are practically welded shut
trial driving lesson went well (by well i mean i didn't injure anyone)
i wish i could ctrl alt del my problems
Retweeted by Greta
"Not to worry" - Meaning: I'm bitterly disappointed and it's all your fault
Retweeted by Greta
i could probably pack my bags in the middle of the night and move to mexico and no one would even notice
there is an eyelash growing on my actual eyelid i am a mutant
going broke over stationery
hm do I really need 100 ballpoint pens just because it's a bargain.. probably tbh
i got accepted on the IB despite not getting 6 B's, they liked my determination haha
wtf is piggy break pls tell me it isn't a flappy bird equivalent
whyyyy can't everything offer a PayPal payment option i hate typing shit in
when a sign up process is incompatible with autofill I die a little inside
my 12 year old sister is catfishing as a widowed 37 year old mother of 5????