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seriously how is uwu an emoticon it looks NOTHING like a face
off to not so willingly subject myself to a routine stabbing aka a blood test
antiques roadshow is such a great show
#MarriedAtFirstSight is so ridiculous but that's not gonna stop me watching it
leave my video to buffer for 3 hours and get 4 minutes out of it, this is the sort of thing that drives youngsters to a life of crime
i haven't taken a selfie in almost 24 hours i think this is a new record
who needs sleep??? me probably
why would you pay to climb Everest? it's an overpriced death wish, find a less expensive mountain half the size and climb it twice
i probably should've given the black lipstick a miss too
i wish time travel existed so i could tell my younger self to NEVER wear pink mascara in public or at all for that matter
literally just hopped on my bike and cycled down to the beach at super speed to meet barney
omfg i look absolutely terrible but idc LOOK IT'S BARNEY
i get way too excited when someone on tv has the same name as me
my duvet is coming out of its cover send help
not texting back is only okay when I do it
Retweeted by Greta is obviously jealous of my good looks keep your face science away from me
"teenage years are the best years of your life" you mean it gets worse
Retweeted by Greta
thank you random app i linked twitter with for spamming my followers with multiple pictures of my face i really needed that
until i was fifteen i had no idea bill murray and tom hanks were two separate people and i still have my doubts
me and Tia chillin'
the sun has literally no consideration i thought we were friends why would you burn my skin