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Greg Rutherford
2/2 Any delayed orders will include a freebie so we're really sorry for the upset. Never trust an empty inbox!
1/2 Just checking in to say a BIG sorry if your @GRavityGR order hasn't turned up guys. A load of orders went awol & team are sorting it...
#tbt to when I was down on the farm. Oo arr #TheySeeMeRolling #Crops
Happiest day of my life
Louis... You remind me of a vacuous, pointless, dull, lacking in any common sense, nonsensical... where was I? #xfactor
Well this Kermit gag's never going to get dull is it? (Yes) #xfactor
Right all shut up, that hot blonde chick is on with her backing singers. #xfactor
Right after that comment Stevi to win #xfactor
This is what I wanted. The 80s night has begun #xfactor
@rugbycupcakes @GregJRutherford who is trolling you two kids? I have put my hair in a high pony and taken ma hoops oot. Ready for a rumble.
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A sex god? Simon really gets to know his acts well #xfactor
Guys. If you're going to troll me & @GregJRutherford a) make it grammatically correct, b) not about being ginger. So predictable.
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Can Simon fire Cheryl again so she pipes down a little? Or just yank that big shoulder pad down over her mic #xfactor
I very nearly sicked up dinner after that butterfly comment. WHAT ON EARTH CHERYL #xfactor
Electric shock pants...painful piles... the only logical reasons Cheryl & Mel KEEP GETTING UP #xfactor
Bad finish for the ref there. He missed at least 77 penalties #MCFCvTHFC
Hang on a bird just flew near the box... PENALTY!! And look at that, the winds picked up... PENALTY! #MCFCvTHFC
Take a look at my latest blog post on why I currently resemble Fat Bastard and what I'm excitedly waiting for...
Want to read all about my man boobs & my baby's lack of arrival (as yet)? Of COURSE you do...…
That's it. I've had enough with all the unrealistic expectations our nation's shop window dummies create for women:
If true then @FCUK are a disgrace. Get signing this this day & age, things like this shouldn't happen -…
Big, big thanks to @JoNicolePhoto for snapping our baby shower. Great to have such ace photos of a memorable day...
2/2 hats off to @danny_macaskill and @chrisakrigg for stepping up to complete the project. Go and watch it 'Road Bike Party 2'
1/2 Just watched 'Road Bike Party 2' (behind the scenes). @MartynAshton is such an inspirational guy after going through so much.
OH how my Monday night reading material has changed @Baby_London
And if Milton Keynes' weather's anything to go by, today's a day for staying in & baking... #bakeitbetter
#Bakeitbetter week is here! Like baking? Try some of the A* yum recipes at & raise essential funds for @GreatOrmondSt
@Independent: Denmark: 'We have decided that we should ban sex with animals'” I despair
@RealMilitantG: @GregJRutherford wooow three medals in about 40 years” Crap innit? Only three more than the brain cells you've collected.
@RealMilitantG: @GregJRutherford waynes a bit like you doesnt perform on the big stage” totally agree
(Via @amoozbouche) The most laughably depressing collection of DM comments on Malala winning a Nobel Peace Prize -…
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Double tweeting with excitement (second one was better I thought)
Oh looooook it's Italian Arg. Thank goodness he didn't get lost at an airport again #xfactor
Oh loooooook. It's Italian Arge #xfactor
A HUGE well done to Louis for taking this band from something good to a cheese feast pizza.. #xfactor
I defo WONT be spending this whole performance looking at the blonde girl.. #xfactor
SHE 'CAME FROM NOWHERE'. That's my ruddy tag line #xfactor
Terrible song choice in my eyes, might as well have got her to sing the alphabet #xfactor
Coming towards the end of the show and so far Lola is my fave... Can we vote off Louis though? #xfactor
Unless Ben has no hands/license I literally see no reason why Louis can't get his chuffing head around him driving a van #xfactor
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Louis nails it with his music knowledge yet again... #xfactor #dipstick
When you're more annoying than Jedward you need to give up and move on. That's a whole new level #xfactor
That's the second time I've heard Simon use the phrase "chicks"... Is it 1992 again? #xfactor
People moaning Stereo Kicks has too many band members... Sugarbabes had at least 72 #xfactor
susiejverrill's photo about to pop and looks THIS good. I'm pretty lucky :) @rugbycupcakes
Had a great catch up with my local anti-doping officer last night. He then watched me wee into a pot before heading home. #CleanSport