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Gord E Nichols Band
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Told the doctor I thought I had athlete's foot. He looked at me and said, "I don't think you have athlete's anything."
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
Forest fire just outside the city......Kelowna, British Columbia
Does everyone have a Smart phone ?
I'm going to lose weight. I'm going to exercise everyday. I'm going on a diet and I'll stick to it.. Hey, is that cake?
Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
It was so HOT today that I saw a squirrel putting sunscreen on his nuts !!
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.