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Common White Girl
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
Lily Collins is everything 😍�
*falls in love with a boy i know will play the hell out of me*
forever my favorite couple 😭�
"boy toy named troy, used to live in Detroit"
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
no one ever likes me as much as i like them
*casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*
life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch
*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*
do you really like this specific person but the whole universe says “nah son go find another”
i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem
The saddest things in the world: -people forgotten on their birthdays -old people eating alone -animals left behind by their humans
do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
When people take your joke seriously and start an argument
When your 'bae' tweets "I need a bae"
me: mom, when’s the dinner ready? mom: why, are you hungry? HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION
my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back
2014 is almost over and -i lost no weight -didn’t learn anything -haven’t made an effort to save money -still ugly
What if everyone’s parents start getting twitter like they did with Facebook
im tired of school i wanna quit but its for my future. tough life.
girls are attracted to guys with veiny arms because girls like guys with lots of blood. good for harvesting
I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles
sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
winter is great because I can always wear huge sweaters and nobody has to know if I’m wearing a bra or not
do u ever take out the trash and feel like you should throw yourself out along with it
me after 20 years of marriage: should i text him first? i don't want to look thirsty
Why don't we just make days 48 hours long so we can work for 8 hours and then sleep for 40
Emma Watson for Wonderland Magazine...she's gorgeous
I would die if someone ever brought me this 😍�
when you’re on your period and you move
this is why she's the queen of Genovia 🙌�
It feels great! I lost almost 112 lbs in just 10 months using this simple 2 step method! → 👌
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Young Johnny Depp gives me breathing problems 😍😘�
me before puberty vs me after puberty
literally the comfiest clothes ☺️
when you see something you didn't wanna see
I grew out of "I never text first" phase, since I realized nothing was wrong with showing someone, you care about them more than your pride.