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Common White Girl
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i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life
Guys who post pictures of their girls and tweet about them, and make sure that people know she's yours, you're doing it right.
i talk a lot of shit for someone who’s scared to make a phone call tbh
if this happened to me i would literally die of happiness 😭�
the year is 2083 gender no longer exists we all identify as different flavors of doritos i am cool ranch and this is my story
When you realize summer's about to end
at what age do i have to stop being a sarcastic asshole
if u snapchat me expecting me to look cute i have bad news for u
u liked my pic i liked ur pic i think you know what this means
if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy
If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
when you type okay but accidentally put olay
never feel bad for getting excited over small things. good hair day? brag about it. two sodas from the vending machine? throw a party.
am I allowed to wear a sweatshirt in like the first week of school or is that showing how I don't care too early
my mood immediatly drops when i find out i have to actually do something physical
If I had a taser I'd probably get curious and taser myself and that's why I don't have a taser.