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ftb, that dinner was soooo good.
My dads so paranoid it unreal.
Living in cathkin is so amusing.
Think she was attempting the Shirley Carter look
Wee girl about 8 walked by the window in hotpants and knee high boots.
"I'm attractive, successful, healthy, fertile - mate with me" class from the sqa
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urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions.
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Just walked all the way home no realising my fly was down.
Fleshly cut grass, oh my god
What even were they questions in that Higher paper?
Dear english exam, sqa, invidulators, and anything else I'm shiting myself about, plz be nice today.
Tomorrow I will die a slow and painful death. Starting from 9am.
Sometimes I just can't help but feel a little jealousy
I genuinely do not think anyone is ready for tomorrow.
So screwed for tomorrow 😔
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Catchphrase tonight, that should lift my mood.
English exam, plz be my best pal tomorrow.
I feel really emotional. I don't know why.
Theres somthing very attractive about Michael McIntyre.
Just studied for 3 hours. Oh my god. Thats brilliant for me.
My cats more popular on instagram than I am.
I'll be learning 2 essays for tomorrow and hoping for the best.
Dreading English tomorrow, sqa might aswell fail me before I even sit the fucking exam.
Someone plz bring me 2 roll & sausage with tatty scone and some irn bru.
Goooood morning twiterers all over world. Today I make music video. Who be exited to see it?!?!!! # touchmyjoy
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Ugh, didn't even get a long lie, and it's Sunday,
My cat thinks he's cute. #cat #cute #blackandwhite #black #white #kitty #chichi #chica #chika #fluffy #pet
Everyone watchin Eurovision, Greece were the best. The rest are shite, which is why I've turned it over.
I have the bestest friend eveeeer!!!! LOVE YOU HOLLIE!!! #johnnydepp #edwardscissorhands #madhatter #captainjacksparrow #jacksparrow #willywonka #johnny #depp #keyring #key #ring #omg #so #fucking #happy
Sitting in the sun studying Macbeth. #studying #sun #sky #scotland #warm #for #a #change #macbeth #girl #glagow #rainbow #sun #bright #sunny #sitting #in #the #garden
Wake up it's a beautiful morninggg. #sky #blue #skyblue #clear #no #clouds #houses #home #new #house #garden #quiet
Might open a tuck shop for the kids in my street to get some money #skint
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Honestly think Avril Lavigne sounds like Ke$ha in her new song.
If you don't want to study, invest in one of these. He likes to lie on my notes. pic.twitter.com/C28Wk0qPad
The cats lying on my notes. Therefore I cannot study. #result #cat #studying #study #notes #tired #kitty #soft #chica #chichi #boy #colour
Don't understand insta sometimes, picture of somthing worthwhile gets 9 likes max, picture of my cat at the top of the stairs gets 26.
My cats just chillin at the top if the stairs. Hes still abit scared, but he'll be fine. #newhouse #new #house #topofthestairs #stairs #cute #cat #cateyes #highvis #glow
I'm hungry, I want scrambled egg and toast.