Maturity is when you start worrying about the lack of rains because you feel for the less privileged who cannot afford to buy food.
Kodi Bushiri sangangopanga zoti apange deliver Malawi national team?
Evangelist Reinhard Bonnke looking like he about to drop the best freestyle bars of all time
Barber: How can I help you?
Weeknd: Ever seen a deer before?
Barber: Say No More!
If you have a website and want to make changes or bring in new features, I can do it for you for free. I'm in that mood right now
'Man shall not live on bread alone, but also on Sobo and Maheu' - Jesus Rodriguez
Meanwhile on Facebook
What do you think of Prof. Peter Mutharika's administration so far? Have your say on the topic on crocopack.com/topic.php?id=7
Im here dawg, I stopped tweeting, I just watch the TL "@allenharperr
: Where is this mad nigga @officialGink
Who else had no chance to talk back at their parents? 0/
If you cant tweet your age then you are either too old or too young to be here.
"Tay Grin is a National Treasure"
Many have lost their souls while trying to save them. Be careful, not everyone wearing a white robe is an angel
There are men of God and there are men of Gold, they are different people but these days its difficult to separate the two.
My code freaking works. damn
Today, I'm a very happy person, I've been working on a script since December last year and I finished it last night. My code freaking works
I don't care about your body count as long you don't have STDs
Hanging yourself because your girl refused to have sex? smh, Jesus please come....
What I'm trynna say is that you should advise your girl to use a condom whenever she cheats. Because she will
No matter how holy your girl may look, she will cheat on you at least once but you will never find out.
I don't want a bad bitch, I just want a simple ride or die.
Soon Ivanović will be an official striker
BBC and CNN never loved Africa, They are always reporting about war and corruption, nothing good about the continent.
Do u remember that primary school feeling when ur crush liked your bestfriend? feels like that when someone RT your RTs and not your tweets
When your crush has a few followers
Remove this Malawi Curator for the love of God
When? by who? why do people care? "@daRealCyPher
: Who has been dumped? help, please" @Bronze_Venus
Who has been dumped? help, please
Vat Ve Vurk is going on on my TL?
Malawi government treat entrepreneurs like criminals. The economy can't grow without entrepreneurs
My WhatsApp wallpaper might be an image of Jesus ascending onto heaven or Beyonce's nudes, why do u care?
Someone will get roasted after uploading a pic of his/her WhatsApp wallpaper, just watch
Well I love eating alone tbqh "@Tebi_Nina
: Having lunch alone sucks though..."
I was lost on the first line of the title....
When you accidentally open WhatsApp
I need motivation, I need a reason to love school again.
You say Jay-Z looks like a Camel but he's getting paid though
So you are saying all Giraffes have hemorrhoids? "@UberFacts
: Giraffes can go longer without drinking water than camels can."
Hoes would love that, yurp "@UberFacts
: An elephant's penis is prehensile and can weigh up to 66 pounds."
I don't want spoon feeding typa relationships, we are all grown ups ffs.
That awkward moment when you realize Ash Wednesday ain't got nothing to do with not applying lotion on your skin
Except Bruce Jenner "@AmBlujay
: All women are females #TweetLikeCurateZim
*Before you ask her out* , "Awww i love your beard,its sexy"...*2 weeks into the relationship*.."Can you please shave"...smh
: What's the right age for girls to get married?”21/22"
What's the right age for girls to get married?
"Successful women usually have ugly box" - My Gateman
But question is,"Where will entrepreneurs come from if the current education system discriminates entrepreneurship?"
Malawi will still be poor in 2050s if the government won't shift focus to developing entrepreneurs.