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Matt
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Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
Hmm, which game should I watch...how about...ALL OF THEM!!
Champions League though
Kind of in the mood for a crisp only sandwich
My internet is wank
Scotland will have oil, but no nukes and won't have the US as an ally... What does the US do to oil rich countries that aren't it's friends?
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When you get into an argument with someone on FaceBook about football, there's just no going back
Nasri is a fucking lesbian
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Varys: Power resides where men believe it resides. It's a trick. A shadow on the wall. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow.
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"Just got back from the gym" Do you actually think anyone actually was dying to know that you are now all hot and sweaty
Gingers love ginger cake
I want to see a still frame of that Phil Jones header, The face has got to be a howler
Tyrion: You won’t be a prisoner after today, you’ll be my wife. I suppose that’s a different kind of prison.
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I look at people sometimes and think 'really, that's the sperm that won?'
You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold πŸ‘Œ
Matt is tired
The new Fifa 15 player ratings are ridiculous!
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Me and @HawkyFTW just having the nerdiest conversation about Game of Thrones.
Maybe it's not my weekend, but it's going to be my year and I'm so sick of watching while the minutes pass as I go nowhere
Proof that UFO's exist, real life UFO caught on tape!! pic.twitter.com/dDI4tw6uoB
If I could get up and actually be productive today that'd be great
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When an apple tastes like a pear <
There's no better feeling than when your hard work actually gets appreciated
Do you ever go to sleep hoping you'll wake up a different person?
System software, always a pleasure to wait 5 hours before I can do anything with the device I just booted up
You have never really lived until you have done something for someone who can never repay you.
It has come to my attention that I may need a shave, oh
people say they miss high school, mate.. high school was the worst few years of my life. Fuck that
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Unbelievably ready to get back to uni for second year now
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#DeadlineDay What would you do with Β£800 million??
Shoutout to the faggots at Aston Villa #DeadlineDay