It's "car door frozen shut" weather this morning
Messi has finally scored against Cech
Could not be more excited for this summer @itsMattress
Well the weekend was fun whilst it lasted.
Local dentist is getting a "Employee Negative Box". That's gonna be full pretty quickly.
For all you @Razer
fans here’s GameCrate’s Green Monster build feat. @NZXT
and @msitweets ow.ly/Wqq9m
Second half of this week is looking good
we all know a slag named lauren
Start 2016 with a bang! Unbox the Ultimate Battlestation with the Team Razer Holiday Case rzr.to/holiday-case
I think I'm the only person on this half of the hemisphere that hasn't left their bed yet.
It doesn't feel like Christmas Eve. Just feels like a weekend.
Final day of work before Christmas shutdown. 5 o'clock couldn't come sooner 👌
From one brother to another. You are now forever in my debt.
The Apprentice tonight. Evening sorted.
Laying in this late reminds me of uni weekends
Just sign Stones already @ChelseaFC
Premier League is back this weekend ❤️💪👌
Results night and I'm more interested in how this seasons transfer saga is developing. Priorities are not straight right now.
Life's too short for correct punctuation.
if this doesn't sum it up I don't know what will! twitter.com/girisloveboys/…
Come on they could have not given that in return for Lampard!
That's the most disastrous finish to a football match I've ever seen!!
Women's football is so much more interesting than men's
I have such a long list of things which unfortunately require money in order to possess
Insult a kid on Facebook and he'll try to add you as a friend.
Still missing hover cars....
but hey ewe though?!
You know those times when you have a structured plan for the day and then it's 3pm and you've achieved literally fuck all
Nothing quite compares to the FA Cup final!
You have a girlfriend and still you favourite pretty much every girls selfies, well you're a bit of a twat
All I want is someone to be cute with
Plan for summer
Feeling the snapchat love @SopAmbrose
Everyone just needs that one person they can talk to, so they can get your mind off the bullshit you go through.
Let me just go to the Butler Ball this year...ha joke, I have a degree to study for
I think my flatmates have all moved out, haven't seen a single one today.
Quote of the day from YouTube: "What is a Equity Share? An Equity share isa share that is not a Preference Share." No shit Sherlock.
Why even try with people, they're just going to let you down anyways
I mean, is anyone else even alive?? It feels like the zombie apocalypse out there...
Waking up at 6am for cardio was not my greatest of ideas
There's simply no hope when your lecturer does not stop
It's world penguin day. Why wasn't I made aware of this?? I spent the whole day acknowledging penguins a lot less than I should have been.
Aguero's easiest goal ever
Gogglebox was a tad pink tonight
I took Computer Science...Not Philosophy!
Some of my modules are actually confusing my life right now
Me trying to stay afloat this semester
When Neymar's scoring headers, you know your centre-back's need to be sold.