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Finally back on Ultimate Team, it has been far too long
England may actually have a chance this year, what with all these descent nations losing
I'm sorry but what is happening in the European Qualifications this year, Netherlands are falling to shit
Learning about Dell in a lecture, lecture pretends to take phone call from Dell CEO, entire lecture theatre cringes. #awks #primary #school
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How have we not scored against San Marino yet??
“Winter is coming.” —  House Stark
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So it has come to my attention that I need new trainers
Soon I shall uptake Bingo and engage in walking stick shopping with my fellow elderlies, farewell youth
Only 1 and a half hours left of teenagehood 😭😭
Who the fuck designed Newcastle's away kit?
I'd like to dedicate this Saturday to football, the best cure for a hangover.
I don't even know why, I've done plenty of interviews before, it's just this is something I really want to do
I'm not usually one who gets nervous about things, but my interview tomorrow is literally the only thing I can think about at the moment
You'll never know, friends like these 🎧
Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
Hmm, which game should I about...ALL OF THEM!!
Champions League though
Kind of in the mood for a crisp only sandwich
My internet is wank
Scotland will have oil, but no nukes and won't have the US as an ally... What does the US do to oil rich countries that aren't it's friends?
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When you get into an argument with someone on FaceBook about football, there's just no going back
Nasri is a fucking lesbian
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Varys: Power resides where men believe it resides. It's a trick. A shadow on the wall. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow.
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"Just got back from the gym" Do you actually think anyone actually was dying to know that you are now all hot and sweaty
Gingers love ginger cake
I want to see a still frame of that Phil Jones header, The face has got to be a howler
Tyrion: You won’t be a prisoner after today, you’ll be my wife. I suppose that’s a different kind of prison.
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I look at people sometimes and think 'really, that's the sperm that won?'
You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold 👌
Matt is tired
The new Fifa 15 player ratings are ridiculous!
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Me and @HawkyFTW just having the nerdiest conversation about Game of Thrones.
Maybe it's not my weekend, but it's going to be my year and I'm so sick of watching while the minutes pass as I go nowhere
Proof that UFO's exist, real life UFO caught on tape!!