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jordyn
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nothing better than having friends who say "i love you" before hanging up the phone
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I always have a note in my pocket that says "john did it" just in case I'm murdered because I don't want him to remarry #truelove #tips
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I tried to find my chill but its location services are off so I can't
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They should invent an app called "find my chill" not find my iPhone, find my chill
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The girl in the car next to me is brushing her hair with a toothbrush. I had to double take and make sure I wasn't seeing things.
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I'm at that hair length that's not short yet not long & let me just say it is a STRUGGLE
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I'm head to toe covered in bruises. Don't know why. I feel 5.
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I hate salads with fruit in them. No they don't mix well no just no.
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glad i found you along the way
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Things always hit you differently at night
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u ever hear someone say something so stupid that you feel like u need to lie down for a few hours
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I do what I want, if that bothers you that's a personal problem
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scruba dub dub there's a kitty in the tub
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Do you ever randomly remember that one time 4 years ago you said something REALLY awkward and you're just like WHY AM I SUCH AN IDIOT
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Stuck somewhere between try harder and why bother.
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You need to understand that I'm hard to understand
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I cannot go to bed unless my room is freezing cold
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my camera roll is like 90% screenshots because I just make fun of people I'm sorry I'm going to hell
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I hate when someone's about to tell you something then they say "nevermind." I mean no, you brought it up, now you have to say it
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I'm so done with being second choice like i have a cute butt and i'm funny i don't need you
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"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck
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I have a bad habit of assuming Ive annoyed ppl & it usually ends with me dropping communication & hoping they'll be the ones to continue it
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Don't ask me to hang out at like 11pm, what do you think this is... I'm in bed, I've got no bra on, I already exfoliated. It's too late.
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