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my baby my baby where's my babyyyy
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had really dope plans tonight but is staying home bc doesn't want to change out of sweatpants
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if advil worked within 30 seconds i wouldn't be so mad
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the strongest people have fought the hardest battles
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don't ask me to hang out until it's 80 degrees and the sun is out because i'm not getting out of bed
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Little by little I'm stepping out of my comfort zone and it's like a little mini celebration every time I do and it's goes well
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My mom wanted to watch Hulu on my account so I stopped watching real housewives and logged off JUST FOR HER. Daughter of the year.
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My dad and I have perfected the art of pausing on the phone for the exact same amount of time, then speaking over each other.
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I really just can't finish this essay
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cloudy days make me lazier than usual which is somehow possible
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this business man just tried to have eye sex with me at the mall and i swerved so fast
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never realized how clumsy i am until i stared at my legs for five minutes and realized i'm covered in scars and bruises from falling lol
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I'm a massive drama queen, annoying af, loud, emotional, kinda of gross and awkward. you can't use any of that against me now
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A sense of humor is attractive Immaturity not so much
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some guy just slapped my ass so I slapped him in the face
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I've been laying in bed for 2 hours thinking of all the things I have to do
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"i hate ____ because he/she is ugly." WHAT? excuSE ME? ARE U KIDDING ME??? THE FUCK TYPE OF LOGIC IS THAT
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It blows my mind that this interview is such a major thing for the trans community/education & people are using it to crack Kardashian jokes
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society is going to end the world
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Exhausted and not going to sleep any time soon for no reason...why do I do this to myself
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a guy followed me for a mile to ask me on a date after seeing me post work out at kinkos in a dramatic frantic. no idea what he sees in me
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sooner or later someone is gonna get hurt and I have a feeling that someone is me
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We have so much more in common with the universe than we even realize pic.twitter.com/Uamqi7ZKM6
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All I can say is, I didn't see that coming ten years ago! #GreysAnatomy
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Seriously how immature and pathetic can one person be😂twitter.com/hinesslex/stat…G
The one and only reason I'm near you is because I'm forced to be. If I had it my way I'd be halfway across the country.
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Dr. Yang what are you doing put down that cookie wand and pick up a scalpel you have patients pic.twitter.com/CVmJFSsbQM
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chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea whats going on lmao
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I can tell that you're watching me, and I know you're loving everything you see
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I hate country roads because of someone's going 10 mph you can't go around them
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there's something about the beach air and palm trees that makes me feel like I could never be sad
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I just slept until 4pm I am so screwed up with sleeping ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Help me.
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When someone tries to figure me out I'm just like l o l good luck bc I don't even have myself figured out
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my sister is so freaking annoying I know for a fact I wasn't that annoying in 7th grade 😑
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4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
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second lesson: the word is definitely. not defiantly. please.
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