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Jordyn
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in every choice you make i hope you remember, you've got this one life. do it now or never.
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i am so sorry to everyone i just prank called i promise i was 10x more uncomfortable than you were
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Today an elderly woman backed into me with her car. Like into me, not my car. She then gave me an awkward smile and drove off.
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I also spilled boiling hot coffee all over myself while driving today. A very good looking man in a Maserati next to me laughed.
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People are always calling me weird like I'm really going to be insulted by that or something lol
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it's so hard to get out of bed when you're a warm little spoon
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What's it mean when someone pokes you on facebook? Is it flirting?! I love flirting. Come poke me!
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I also keep referring to them as the staples by accident
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Last week I got invited to a clippers game & had to google what the clippers are before responding. Cant decide if this is funny or pathetic
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While in other circumstances it's not too bad, I'm not sure I like being called Daddy on the internet so much...
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People like you always want back the love they pushed aside. But people like me are gone forever when you say goodbye. #TS1989
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Stores should play “uptown funk” nonstop, who wouldn’t wanna dance around and shop to that
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@Applebees yes!!!! I can't believe it worked! I love you Applebee's
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@tylergposey Making some calls right now. :) We like the way you think Tyler! #FingersCrossed ~ARH
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my sibling relationship varies from "i fucking hate you" to "hug me brother"
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having a big heart is not easy. you feel everything so deeply, the good and the bad
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I just find it crazy how one day someone is there for you and the next day it's like you never existed
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“I'll pick you up when you're getting down and out of all these things I've done, I think I love you better now." - Ed Sheeran
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“I think I'll miss you forever. Like the stars miss the sun in the morning skies." - Lana Del Rey
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It's so hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember.
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I wonder what I look like in your eyes.
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Sorry I wasn't ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show I found
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home is where you fully understand how the shower works
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why ask my opinion and act like a little bitch when i give it to u
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i'm not even sassy i'm just an asshole
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at first im awkward but after u get to know me u will realize im an energizer bunny on crack
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I wanna work out and be productive but I also wanna lay in bed and do nothing
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Why are middle school girls skipping the awkward stage & going straight to pretty? No no, you get braces &wear blue eyeshadow. Do your time.
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When people start reminding you about your past, remind them that you don’t live there anymore. Forward ever; backward never!
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music is so important to me & living in a time where its accessible 24/7 with a click of a button is something i will never take for granted
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It's come to my attention @daniel_sharman has passed me in followers. Accordingly, I must end him. Services will be held at Bootsy Bellows.
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I love how teachers plan all vocab quizzes on the same day like hello are u trying to suffocate my brain
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@caitlynjackman: download Free VPN - Onavo Protect. Let's you get on any apps/sites that are blocked on wifi ☺️” how does it work?
every single person needs to attend a music festival at least once in their life.
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hey let's cancel school Rn so I can sleep in thanks
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being possessive is totally ok with me because I'm a needy clingy ball of worries who needs to be reassured every 10 seconds
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feeling yourself fall for someone a little more every single time you look at them even when you're sure u can't fall any harder is crazy
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it's the worst when u get ur mascara on and it looks really good and then u sneeze before it dries
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I only have 72 overdue assignments for school I need to do, no biggie
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it's so cute when u get so close to someone that u start using each other's vocabulary in ur sentences
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I could lay in my bed for a month straight and still miss it the second I get up
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I can't stress enough how important it is to do things outside of your comfort zone if you want to accomplish anything in life
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