nothing better than having friends who say "i love you" before hanging up the phone
I always have a note in my pocket that says "john did it" just in case I'm murdered because I don't want him to remarry #truelove #tips
I tried to find my chill but its location services are off so I can't
They should invent an app called "find my chill" not find my iPhone, find my chill
The girl in the car next to me is brushing her hair with a toothbrush. I had to double take and make sure I wasn't seeing things.
I'm at that hair length that's not short yet not long & let me just say it is a STRUGGLE
I'm head to toe covered in bruises. Don't know why. I feel 5.
I hate salads with fruit in them. No they don't mix well no just no.
glad i found you along the way
Things always hit you differently at night
u ever hear someone say something so stupid that you feel like u need to lie down for a few hours
I do what I want, if that bothers you that's a personal problem
scruba dub dub there's a kitty in the tub
Do you ever randomly remember that one time 4 years ago you said something REALLY awkward and you're just like WHY AM I SUCH AN IDIOT
Stuck somewhere between try harder and why bother.
You need to understand that I'm hard to understand
I cannot go to bed unless my room is freezing cold
my camera roll is like 90% screenshots because I just make fun of people I'm sorry I'm going to hell
I hate when someone's about to tell you something then they say "nevermind." I mean no, you brought it up, now you have to say it
I'm so done with being second choice like i have a cute butt and i'm funny i don't need you
"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck
I have a bad habit of assuming Ive annoyed ppl & it usually ends with me dropping communication & hoping they'll be the ones to continue it
Don't ask me to hang out at like 11pm, what do you think this is... I'm in bed, I've got no bra on, I already exfoliated. It's too late.