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Adam McKay
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Is your Congressman or state rep a lap dog who rolls over for gun money even when it costs human lives? Find out! lapdogscorecard.org
76ers have a chance to break their own record for fewest wins this year. It's 9. They look horrific.
Short I did for We the Economy project curated by Morgan Spurlock. Economic knowledge + entertainment: youtube.com/watch?v=FX8JnE… via @YouTube
If you watch my life backwards its about a woman who eats kids with her vagina and gets skinnier.
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I'm tired of partying like a rock star. Tonight I'm partying like a mid level new age pianist. Lots of incense & Chablis.
New TV show: FSU football coach Jimbo Fisher is Detective Coach! Episode#1 "nothing's been proven so he's gonna play"
Whoohoo! Let's go! Yeah baby!! Let's get this party started! Mindless energy with no context or purpose rulezzzz!!!
And people still don't think there are issues in America...#Ferguson pic.twitter.com/4m53e5RuFa
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Shouldn't Comcast just buy ISIS and then fire them all?
Dead Snow 2: Red v Dead opens this weekend. And it's awesome.
Just launched: Funny or Die News! funnyordie.com/news
"hey baby, can you sleep on the wet spot? I get easily hypothermic"
See yah later alliigator. Hope it's not at your burial gharial. Or in a blizzard monitor lizard.
If the "s" in diabetes was possessive it would make a great chain restaurant name.
We need detail oriented ppl with high standards to replace the secret service. How bout Yelp reviewers?
After they stop thousands from voting or block healthcare Repub Governors should start doing the Manziel money hand gesture.
The "p" in "pterodactyl" nervously takes the witness stand, the other letters make the slit throat motion from back; the "p" remains silent
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The Supreme Court That Made It Easier to Buy Elections ... Just Made It Harder for People to Vote in Them [TCL:... fb.me/3IiIvITRg
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It's easier to get Ebola in Texas than an abortion
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"General Tsao, the fort is surrounded" "Fill the vats with sweet and spicy sauce. We will drown them in flavor."
Drone over #HongKong protest creates one of the most incredible videos you’ll ever see. on.mash.to/YEC2hb pic.twitter.com/8omIWTYZbQ
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Tour de France, single speed bikes and a smoke break, 1920s pic.twitter.com/eRP8L3pUCP
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@GildaGielgud: they also prob contribute a bit more to the US economy” the Koch Bros paid a lot of money to get u to believe that
The Koch Bros make what Robert Downey Jr. makes in a year in one hour. Yet pay a lower tax rate than a secretary. #SpitTakeWorthy
I wanna a giant super noisy leaf blower that can blow away cars and people.
Just watched Hot Rod with the family and everyone laughed hard thru whole thing. Such an underrated gem.
NFL is gross, baseball ruined its history thru steroids. If Lebron joins Westboro Baptist I'm becoming a cricket fan.
Creepy stuff out of ESPN with the Simmons suspension. NFL is the Exxon or Halliburton of sports leagues. #FreeSimmons
About to put on some Frankie Beverly and Maze, blaze up a blunt & roll dice for a new D&D character.
Stunned by scale of #PeoplesClimate march. Pic taken 2.5 hours after it first started passing by my NYC apt. bldg. pic.twitter.com/8d1Xg3G92J
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Love this movie...“@dargott: As the Palaces Burn on DVD October 14th rock102online.com/news/articles/…
When the Republicans went insane: Gingrich, Norquist, Fox News & the roots of today's shameful intransigence slnm.us/cCxZGH0
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The U2 album just called my right wing aunt and asked her to come stay with us for a month.
"Hey! It's the old gang! Slappy! Bushwick! Gina! It's me, Jojo! I'm back!" **Everyone in DMV stares silently**
Question for any scientists: Is there a chance that U2 album becomes sentient and starts WW3?
2000 years old green serpentine stone mask found at the base of Pyramid of the Sun, Teotihuacán, Mexico. pic.twitter.com/oVIdGhHgMU
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Sometimes I worry that pizza isn't a real sport
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Baby, I'm gonna rock your world. I'm going to get you wrongly convicted of murder.
"Dear Diary, the ugly woman at the bank cut in front of me today." Woman: "EXCUSE ME?!" [whispers]"Dear Diary, I think she can hear me."
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So shocking McDonald's sales are dropping. The old "treat employees like crap & serve awful food" formula is usually a winner.
Just playing devil's advocate for a second: please worship the devil.
When coming out of any coma, try keeping your eyes shut for another day or two to see what everyone's saying about you.
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Today's all in one headline: Ukrainian Knocked Unconscious on Video by Isis in Record Heat Wave!
Be the change you want in the world. I'm going to hand out cheese steaks at the DMV and stop wearing underwear.
Rock, paper, scissors... The movie. "Son, there is no way to defeat the rock giants. Just keep delivering your useless papers."