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George southgate
2-0 WEST HAM! City are treating this like a Champions League game.
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Gabriel, Costa has just played you like a fiddle πŸ˜‚
Even when I stay in and try be sensible I end up half cut
Being forced to listen to radio 2 wasn't so bad today least @professorgreen was on now to get the book
It's the remix to ignition, Louis Van Gaal edition, Let's sign Martial for Β£36 million, And play him out of position
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If I spend one minute of this whole bank holiday sober I'll consider it a fail
Once again m25 fucked absolute fucking wankstain
Tax rebate boooom grey goose for everyone !!
Trying to understand signals from women...
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Only fools and horses till 11 is about as fun as my Saturday night gets nowadays
Can't Argue city way better team what next then @ChelseaFC we need to improve big time
To go out or not to go out that is the question
Got the plane to work seems glamorous till you land in Glasgow what a shit hole
When you're on your way to the pub and realise you've forgotten your wallet..
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Fucking finally it's football day !!!!
Qube Fridayssss!!!! Jokes I'm in bed 😊
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Especially when in bed by 10 anything happening ?
Pissed on a Friday I should be ashamed
When you realise it's 2 weeks until the start of the Premier League season.
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Getting too old for this going out lark
Got tickets for community shield booooom
Well Luton is a shithole
Far too pissed on a school night
Well North Wales is boring
Trying to act unfazed when one of these hit you in the face but deep down you wanted to cry...
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It's now exactly one month until the start of the new Premier League season!
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Buy on get one free on beers in Sheffield safe to say I'm gonna be shitfaced
Not having enough sex can put you at risk of anxiety, paranoia and depression.
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Police in Turkey tries to stop Pride parade with water cannons, accidentally creates rainbow🌈i
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Demba Ba chant. To the theme of Baa Baa Black Sheep.
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People who have there profile pic as there car either have no bird or are ugly as fuck
Was this the hardest football game ever made??
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R.I.P Christopher Lee who played Surman in Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit
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Up at half 4 and still not home fuck you m25 you shit cunt
Second day of juicing and I have lost the will to live
First day of juicing and its safe to say I'm starving
Shit weather and nearly cut my finger off with a wood saw good start to a Friday
No wonder you need money to live in Soho 14 pound for a subway and 10 pound for fags robbing wankers
Sometimes your true mates is all you need
Buy one get one get free on Stella on a Tuesday, can only be Newcastle !!

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