Imagine the look on these syrian's faces, when they land in Glasgow?
Every year you grow older and as a result you get wiser. So stop having shit opinions. @FootyHipstar
Can I have my quid back please?
Really happy to win the Player of the Year award at @NWFAwards
! Thanks for your support! #NWFA2015
Messi is signing for us next season probably as a backup RW
Bit fancy for nandos mate
shut the fuck up you Yankee Doodle popcorn chicken eating motherfucker
wow. Apparently a really bored Everton fan. I'd get bored supporting that club too.
that’s literally impossible
jokes you're shit Everton would shit on you
today's my birthday! can I get a reply from my favourite USA club?😊
Hey Scotland, put the bins out whilst the rest of us are in France will you? #EURO2016
Lady C was happy to shove testicles down her throat but not wash a couple dishes, sums up most girls in this generation tbf
David Beckham is highly overrated. Deco was better.
Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris & Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland.
Barman says "not yew tree again"
Morning tweeps yesterday i watched the paranormal activity 3 and today am going to put it in the bin. too scary to watch
I have been seriously misled
have been shortlisted for the 2015 BBC African Footballer of the Year award
Luckily she is fat so the whole word could fit
Love Instagram me ahahaha
This shouldn't be close. Sheffield United are by far the bigger team. twitter.com/footy_polls1/s…
We want funny and insightful tweets please...
From my son's maths book... #parentsevening
might wanna try using them
@tjsullivan_ @KSIOlajidebt @JmeBBK
this jus set back white ppl 100 yrs
This guy just created a group chat for everyone named 'Ryan Brown' on Facebook.
Me: Do you rate Wilshere?
Utd fan: Nah.
Utd Fan: Always injured.
Me: Thoughts on Luke Shaw?
Utd fan: Best LB in the world.
Who was better in their prime?
RT for Pirlo
LIKE for Schweinsteiger
Delph misses England training after picking up ANOTHER injury.
This canny actually be his head can it?
Got some kids buzzing as they flick stuff in the road next to me. Lethal lads, raised by Lad Bible no doubt
ah, the classic Danubian School inverted 2-3-5 idolized by the Austrian's in the 30's twitter.com/MailSport/stat…
A city fan has been arrested after singing "Gary Neville is a wanker, is a wanker" for 4 hours straight outside the ex footballers home.
Look who i just packed lol