THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS: 187 days until the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil kicks-off.
Group H: Belgium, Algeria, South Korea, Russia
Group G: Germany, Ghana, USA, Portugal
Group F: Argentina, Nigeria, Iran, Bosnia & Herzegovina
Group E: Switzerland, Ecuador, Honduras, France
Group D: Uruguay, Italy, Costa Rica, ENGLAND
Group C: Colombia, Cote d'Ivoire, Japan, Greece
Group B: Spain, Chile, Australia, Netherlands
Group A: Brazil, Cameroon, Mexico, Croatia
Should've let Tom Daley do the World Cup draw, he's good with balls.
Buying someone a cactus for Christmas just to remind them they're a prick.
Parenting For Dummies - Kate and Gerry McCann
Hide and Seek by Madeline McCann
Some girls just don't get the message pic.twitter.com/dAdnm0hoFI
i was expecting to win today but not by that much
good game today with a good result
00 - Goal: Goal to City. 0-1. 14 seconds.
RT if you want to go back to sleep today
Your mom is so fat she can cap A,B, and C Flag at the same time.
Every second- 30,000 people are watching Porn on the Internet.
My car has been stolen so if anyone sees a light blue Morris traveller RKO 692G do please let me know... Thank you x pic.twitter.com/FgdaJS8vtw
Wish my maths lessons were this exciting😂pic.twitter.com/OmkBHUSF9E
Reporter—"Who'll win the qualifier?"
Ibra: "Only God knows"
Reporter: "It's kinda hard to ask him"
Ibra—"You're talking to him now".
In Denmark, it’s not against the law to escape from prison.
did anyone else get hacked on fifa?
Yaya Toure does not leave tips. Waitresses pay Yaya for the privilege of serving him. #ToureFacts
*Me studying* 🙇
*Gets ONE phone notification* 😳😁
*Go to reply*📲
*Mom walks by*...
Mom: "SO YOU'VE BEEN TEXTING THIS ENTIRE TIME?!?!😡"
RT if you are getting Ghosts on Xbox Favourite for PS3
This wanker is wanted for stealing a poppy collection tin..re tweet and get him named and shamed. pic.twitter.com/Za1kk888DM
Osama Bin Laden was an Arsenal fan.
I let my blind friend borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me...
Wait a minute...
Oops, sorry. I dropped that fuck I was about to give.
it is annoying how much fifa freezes