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BREKING NEWS: A 19 year old white girl in a Fallout Boy shirt is the hero of police everywhere!
Everyone calm down about the candidate with the toupe. He's not going anywhere with this. Just shut it, and #FeelTheBern
I like my coffee like I like my vests. F'in Bulletproof.
We're giving away 3 copies of #Xenoverse
Retweet and follow @Corsair
Donald, Jeb, and Chris are absent from tonight's debate. This will have ZERO entertainment value. Jon Stewart picked a good night to retire.
Tonight: The biggest comedy event of the month: the #GOPDebate
the 4th cup of coffee always has me crossing the line between dead and alive.
I was not expecting an Anime movie to sell out in Erie. Did a bunch of people decide to come out of the nerd closet tonight?
Woo hoo! Pretty cool gift from my mom ift.tt/1MIWMLk
Woo hoo! Pretty cool gift from my mom
"Arrested for resisting arrest" What kind of sense does that even make?
Amazing pizza from #VirgilsPlate
in Erie, PA ift.tt/1E49JXN
Amazing pizza from #VirgilsPlate in Erie, PA 🍕
Ad agency manager: How can we make Republicans seem less racist in an ad?
Employee: Put black people in it?
Manager: Give this guy a raise!
Is it a rule that only one person at a time may keep his own name on a TV show?
Meta Theory: Is Windows 9 being skipped because SEVEN ATE NINE?!
It would be really nice if I could emulate a few iOS apps on Android.
You know what's not funny? Anti vaxxers
You can rent Magic: The Gathering decks now. This game is getting out of control.
Sometimes you're Rick. Sometimes you're Morty.
The goal is to use money so you can eventually not worry about money. Sounds counter intuitive.
Twitter's lack of inline Instagram is still annoying. Remember when we had it? Those were the days.
People who only develop for one platform are part of the problem.
Is anyone playing Splatoon? I might pick it up.
Who wants my jailbroken 6th-gen iPod touch? Details: youtube.com/watch?v=9ripW4…
Can I find just one PSD laptop mockup that isn't a Mac Book?
Why the fuck do I need to download a PDF to read your shitty article?
Do you think Duels could become a paper format? via /r/magicTCG ift.tt/1TPdTfs @GeneralRoshambo #Gamingnews #MagicTCG
What would you think of a duels format? One that limits you to 3 Us, 2 Rs, and 1 M of a card? low investment, and still good fun.
In honor of ninjhax 2.0 I'm giving away another copy of cubic ninja. Just follow and retweet to enter! Good luck! 👻n
Bill Cosby is a #Meninist
Remember those action figures that doubled as walkie talkies? Why was that even a toy?
Once these Reindeer find out I've drank all their alcohol I'm not gonna be liked much. lol
Fuck it! #fish
The secret to social media marketing: steal.
There's probably a 93% chance that someone wearing a #Meninist
shirt is a rapist.
Sangarita Blast blows... So does Dew Shine. You're making the O'Douls of soft drinks.
You have to be 21 to enter O'Douls website. Why? Nobody over 21 would bother touching that shit...
Short sleeve tuxedos. They're going to be a thing. Please?
Cosby has been doing this shit even his fictional worlds... youtube.com/watch?v=CA4yuz…
bring swift justice to my murderers.
Friday? No, but we're using #FreeCodeFriday
to give away a STRAFE keyboard! Follow & RT to win! #FreeKeyboardFriday
At 26 I am still trying to get away with drinking illegally aparently.
Flash is dead, block it all you want, Mozilla. Hell, I say we just boycott all websites that use Flash.
If I ran for office there would be a huge smear campaign on how often I say naughty words like shit, and fuck.
Did you know that some people already work multiple jobs and can barely afford to take care of their families? Go fuck yourself.
Paper wallets sell for $18 online. Paper. And I thought the $20 underwear game was crazy...