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Dr. Ryan Haylett Esq
How I Built an Online T-Shirt Business and Made $1,248.90 in 3 Weeks [Giveaway] » #Dogpreneur
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Your next phone could be this cute walking robot…
I hear it's #VegetarianDay.
Unless Marty McFly is an overdone Halloween costume this year I may have decided on my costume.
I wonder how many more toilets than average have been disrespected today? #NationalCoffeeDay
Kenan & Kel Reunited for the first time in years :')
absolita: proctalgia: when u try to tell ur friends a pun when ur friend likes puns
Needless to say, "needless to say" is needless to say.
A few people have been saying that we curse too much...
RT for a chance to win a Battleborn water bottle! Make sure to follow for more giveaways!
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"If you need a stylus, you've already failed." ~Steve Jobs
So there's a bigoted public employee out there. We get it, she's a bitch. Time to move on.
Dick Cheney is worried about an attack on US soil? You're about 14 years late buddy...
Time travel must have happened
Look someone in the eye today and imagine what they will look like in 20 years.
Game Theory: Is Shulk REALLY FEELING IT when he has sex?
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There are really only 3 options this election season. Bernie Sanders, me with an amendment moving presidential age down to 27, or Deez Nuts.
Thanks Twitter, I would love to know about more Kardashian, and One Direction Bullshit.
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There are no gateway drugs. Only people with addictive personalities.
#DidYouKnow that Lake Erie doesn't have sharks in it!? WARNING: This video will make you dumber.…
August 28! Happy 22nd birthday @PowerRangers! May the power live on forever!
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I thought I was up shit creek without any TP for a minute.
If we can't have Bernie Sanders for president the Deez Nuts is the only viable option. #DeezNuts2016
First day out cycling and I've already received one "GET A CAR!" from some road ragist. Must be a right of passage.
Fucking George Zimmerman... Where's Dexter when you need him?
BREKING NEWS: A 19 year old white girl in a Fallout Boy shirt is the hero of police everywhere!
Everyone calm down about the candidate with the toupe. He's not going anywhere with this. Just shut it, and #FeelTheBern #BernieSanders2016
I like my coffee like I like my vests. F'in Bulletproof.
It's #FreeCodeFriday We're giving away 3 copies of #Xenoverse from @BandaiNamcoUS Retweet and follow @Corsair to win!
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Donald, Jeb, and Chris are absent from tonight's debate. This will have ZERO entertainment value. Jon Stewart picked a good night to retire.
Tonight: The biggest comedy event of the month: the #GOPDebate
the 4th cup of coffee always has me crossing the line between dead and alive.
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I was not expecting an Anime movie to sell out in Erie. Did a bunch of people decide to come out of the nerd closet tonight?
Woo hoo! Pretty cool gift from my mom
Woo hoo! Pretty cool gift from my mom
"Arrested for resisting arrest" What kind of sense does that even make?

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