Quote of the day: "Bren don't grab her ass!"
Netflix & Star Wars, we must
In my Rari, a glock Yoda has.
White parents in a nutshell
On the way to breakfast with an old friend
"At a boys vs girls rally, we chanted to the girls "spitters are quitters" - MMHS
"Accidentally snapchatted my 30 case to my English teacher. He snapchatted back with a keg. #jealous
" - Valley View
"Our substitute teacher yelled at a deaf girl today." - Plum HS
It's Mr. Steal yo Grandma
Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes
Some bitches out here with a body count higher than their IQ smh
I don't hate you, it's just.. Actually no, fuck you.
When you buy the best firework in the store 😂�JW
We want to welcome MI State Champ & @NHSCA
Sr All-American @NoahGonser
to the EMU Wrestling family!! @michgrappler
Stay away from any water for 24 hrs. Try peanut butter on saltines,
then a tablespoon of cinnamon.
DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING!
RULE #1: DON'T BE A FUCK NIGGA
Every 22 seconds an ugly nigga asks for a hug
CONDOMS NEED TO HAVE A BUYERS PROTECTION PLAN SO IF MY CONDOM BREAK AND SHE GETS PREGNANT YALL PAYING CHILD SUPPORT NOT ME
When u remember that u aren't actually Jesus