When you buy the best firework in the store 😂�JW
We want to welcome MI State Champ & @NHSCA
Sr All-American @NoahGonser
to the EMU Wrestling family!! @michgrappler
Stay away from any water for 24 hrs. Try peanut butter on saltines,
then a tablespoon of cinnamon.
DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING!
RULE #1: DON'T BE A FUCK NIGGA
Every 22 seconds an ugly nigga asks for a hug
CONDOMS NEED TO HAVE A BUYERS PROTECTION PLAN SO IF MY CONDOM BREAK AND SHE GETS PREGNANT YALL PAYING CHILD SUPPORT NOT ME
When u remember that u aren't actually Jesus
Got my floaty on incase I drown in the pussy
When you're looking for a fuck to give
Females don't mind being hoes
They mind getting called hoes
If you tryna fuck an Asian chick just whisper a mathematics formula in her ear
When you the only one in the squad with a car and they try to get mad at you when you pull up late vine.co/v/OqQ6MxbBKBn
J. Cole was that nigga when he said "Some niggas save hoes... I'm not that heroic"
- Iggy Azalea
• FINAL 4 •
When you an ass eater and your squad give you an intervention
In high school u learn that if you're late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or something