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Gary Owen
#tbt When @shaq tried to convince me to remake Brokeback Mountain. I was to scared to say no. #FeltLikeAPrisonBitch #KobeWouldntHelpMe #ICriedInMyHotelThatNight
I come home & my dog looks like she's about to fart on my wife. #HosAintLoyal #BitchMove #FartsSmellLikeSalami
Rocked Willie P University. Always good to see my girl @heatherlowery we been working together for over 10 yrs now. #LegitPromoter #NobodyPutsBabyInTheCorner #AlgebraIsHard
I'm down here in my beloved CINCINNATI Reds dugout about to get interviewed. Watch MLB network at 12:25 est. @datdudebp where you at? This dugout floor is nasty. #SunflowerSeeds #SpitEverywhere #BenGay
Nashville, TN I'll be in your city April 25 & 26 at Zanies Comedy Club. Saturday SOLD OUT so I added a 3rd show. 2 shows on Sunday. #Cashville #NoNBATeam #RajanRondoWontBeAtTheseShows
Happy Birthday to my man @iamterrencej since @jerryferrara is in this pic might as well say hello What Up Jerry! This is the 1st time in 4 yrs we not working on Think Like A Man, either filming or promoting. #NCA&T #QueDog #HighSchoolGraduate
It's Nice to be Important, but it's more Important to be nice. This is so true. My hope in life not just as a comedian is for ppl to be in a better mode when I leave a room then when I enter a room.
Back in the states. Aruba was fun. I was white boy fresh. Ppl ask me what I did why I was in Aruba, I didnt do shit I didn't see shit I chilled all day all night. #ISawTheOcean #ISawSand #ISawMyCreditCardTakeABeating
3 years ago today Think Like A Man was released. We knew we had a good movie when we filmed it. But when we saw every theater was Sold Out all over the country, I think the whole cast was like, "Oh shit, we got a hit on her hands." #GreatMemories #GreatCast #GreatFans
Finally got a little sun. It was HOT at the beach today. You can see me sweating. #RedLobster #Rudolph #RedDawn
In the words of @willpowerpacker "You Damn right I put a ring on it" 3 kids later she still got that body! #Aruba #SnapbackBody #BlackDontCrack
The problem with bringing your lady on vacation. She found the Louis Vuttion & Gucci store. Isn't the suite we are in & the view enough? #Unreal #BudgetIsFucked #ShesWorthIt
Made it to Aruba! For the next 3 days I will be CHIlLLIN' like Villain. #LyricalMonster #INeedSunscreen #IGottaPee
Headed to Aruba!!! A little mini vacation for the weekend. What's the point of working hard if you don't take time to enjoy your hard work. Not sure if that made any sense, it sounded good in my head. #Aruba #WhiteSkinGettingDarker #Tanlines
Chillin at the house about to play a couple songs on my piano. I look like Harry Connick Jr's understudy. #ICantPlayThePiano #CompleteLie #ItIsMyPianoThough
#tbt this is what I used to say to girls in high school. No wonder no girls wanted to date me. #TooAgressive #SlowMyRoll #GotWiserWithAge
I'm hosting @flyjocktomjoyner this morning. So turn your radios up!!!! Got everything I need Starbucks, oatmeal, & Smartwater w/ lemons. @msjeanettejenkins & @getfitwithnic_ would be proud of my choices. #Healthy #ImReallyTired #HustleAndFlow
The key to any good workout keep your form. It's better to go slow then to rush things. Watch & learn how slow I go. #SlowMoApp #PplAreGonnaSayImStupid #EverythingLooksBetterInSloMo
Thank you everyone Pleasanton,CA & Baltimore that came to see me this weekend. Someone asked why I smile so much on stage. Simple I LOVE MY JOB!!!! #SoldOut #ItDoesntFeelLikeWork #CoolRanchDoritosTasteBestWithMtDew
Thank you everyone in the Bay Area that came to see me this weekend at Tommy T's. We SOLD OUT every show!!! This is my face when I ride the BART so nobody fucks w/ me. #Oakland #BeastMode #ILoveMochaIceCream
This is how black guys & white guys act when they see me out in public. #CrossingOver #SlowlyButSurely #IsWhatItIs
Why is my lil cousin @billy_stonitsch 14 yrs old & can already give me a piggy back ride. 14 yr olds aren't supposed to be 210lbs & this strong. #WhyIsTheDudeLookinAtMyAss #PhotoBombed #PoolParty