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Gary Owen
Phoenix, Arizona me & @deraydavis are coming this Saturday Jan 31st to the Celebrity Theatre!!!! Go to for tix info. #SuperBowl #IWishTheBengalsWereThere #DerayWoreAGreenSuitOnComicview
Cant wait to get to Phoenix on Saturday. Love Super Bowl week Me & @DeRayDavis gonna shut it down!!!.
This little girl is getting it in!!!!! I saw this on @owinston page & had to repost it. #MusicTookHerOver #SheDontCareWhosWatching #PartyOfOne
Somebody told me to mix it up walk at an incline then jog then back to an incline. I did it this morning. I told @therock I'm coming for him!!!! Now it's time to hit the weights. #CanYouSmellWhatGaryIsCookin #ILoveHawaii #SweatIsTheCologneOfSuccess
While you guys been sleeping I've been grinding writing and creating. Ok I'm lying I've been watching World Star Hip Hop videos. It's Super Bowl week to my ppl at @nfl_am thanks for the coffee mug. #ImPickingTheSeahawks #MyHairLooksLikeA1stGraders #BumpingThatSamSmith
Happy Birthday @mrvincecarter15 remember when we took this pic. The NBA was locked out & you were struggling so I loaned you a few dollars. Still waiting on you to pay me back it's been 3 yrs!!! #NoRespect #CanIGetACouponToVincesSteakhouse #TurboTaxIsAfterMe
Thank you again Ft. Lauderdale sold out every show this weekend. I'm at the NJPAC in Newark, NJ this Friday & The Celebrity Theater in Phoenix this Saturday. #ILoveMyJob #NoMoreDonkeyPussy #IveNeverHadAWeave
Thank you everyone that came to see me this weekend at the @improvftl SOLD OUT every show!!!! Love you guys. #IGetEmotional #MyShoesAreCamouflaged #IStillDidntGetATan
All 3 shows are SOLD OUT tonight in Ft. Lauderdale!!!! Last night @khaotic305 came in my dressing room w/o asking. I just sat there & watched him order food I didn't say shit. #HeHad6GuysWithHim #IWasNervous #HeHasGoldTeeth
3 generations my dad, my grandpa & me. I think grandpa doesn't wanna leave the hospital. Stays flirting with the nurses. #OGPlaya #NikeSweatsWithAPoloShirt #FamilyFirst
LMFAOOOO Gary Owens said uncircumcised dick looks like the blow up thing that be in used car lots. 😭
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Hey @mrs_savannahrj @kingjames @dzandertraining I just housed @thejuicespot come on open up one of these in Cincinnati. I'm sick of flying to Miami to get the Nirvana Bowl. #Tasty #ILoveCoconutMeat #HouseOfPainShouldGetBackTogether
Me & Prince got a little jam session in this morning. I told him I loved it when Apollonia purified herself. #IKnewAGirlNamedNikki #SheWorkedAtIHOP #PurpleRainStillMyJam
This is so true. I have ppl saying this type of stuff to me all the time on my Facebook page. #ShamelessPlug #ImTiredAsShit #BlackjackKickedMyAssLastNight
.@garyowencomedy finally caught your special last night. had me diein'.
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#tbt this is me 5 minutes ago about to board my flight to Ft Lauderdale. Improv all weekend!!!! #IGottaPee #StarbucksIsAtEveryAirport #IStillHaveAFUBUShirt