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Gary Owen
Don't you hate it when ppl just talk talk talk and never listen. This is how those ppl look to us. #SlowDown #YouTalkTooMuch #GetSome
.@garyowencomedy talks to Comedy Hype: Explains new found success and career
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Can't wait for you guys to see this movie #MeetTheBlacks Myself @eppsie @lilduval @deraydavis @zulay_henao @miketyson I could keep going but you get the idea. Funniest movie of 2016 I'm calling it!!!! #GetSome
Congrats to Brett Favre. His No. 4 is retired by the @packers. Legend.
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I'm in Va. Beach this weekend at the Funnybone. Nov. 27-29. I just ate my 3rd plate. I gotta go to bed. #FatFuck #GotTheItis #GetSome
Happy Birthday to my son Austin. I can't remember life before you came into my world. We so staged this photo. You know I'm not crying cause it's your birthday. #HappyBirthday #ProudOfYou #RollWithTheFro
Wifey getting down in the kitchen. But this saying stays in our kitchen so we see it everyday. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!! There's glory underneath all that aluminum foil. #HoneyBakedHam #NoChitlins #GetSome
You know I'm not missing this game. October 30th 2016 Redskins vs Bengals in London. Wembley Stadium!!!! #WhoDey #FishAndChips #GetSome
Worst Thanksgiving I've ever had!!!!
Got that Charlie Sheen bobble head. You can tell I just woke up on the @flyjocktomjoyner promoting my shows in VA Beach this weekend at the Funnybone Nov 27-29. #SpittingImage #ImGoingBackToBed #GetSome
LOS ANGELES 1 week from today I'm at LA Live Club Nokia Dec. 1st!!!!!Go to for tix!!! #AintNoFunIfTheHomiesCantHaveNone #WestCoast #GetSome
This how me & @ajgreen_18 feel when we see ppl talking smack about our squad. Everyone gets the side face duck lips. #WhoDey #BeatTheRams #GetSome
In Dallas had to stop by @minniespantry to help out the less fortunate this holiday season. If you don't know her story please look her up. Being hungry is no joke. #Humbled
This is my where's Waldo. Can you find the 1 guy in this picture who wasn't happy about the Bengals/Cardinals outcome. @c_campbell_93 family gave me the business last night. Thanks @keyonnecam for the hospitality while I was in Phoenix. We will see you guys at Levi's Stadium in February. #WhoDey #Be
VA. Beach I'm coming to the Funnybone Thanksgiving weekend Nov. 27-29. Everyone should come out cause the beach is pointless this time of year in Virginia. #ColdAssWater #VaBeach #GetSome
DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!! I'm so pissed right now. Still love my squad though. But I'm surrounded by Cardinal fans. Thanks @c_campbell_93 for taking care of me. Your family treated me great.
This shit had me cracking up. It is true though. But I'm slowly crossing over one joke at a time. #celebritiesonlyblackpeopleknow #ThatsMe #GetSome
Headed to the stadium. Bengals vs Cardinals it's almost game time!!!!!! I love Cincinnati but the weather in Phoenix today is PERFECT!!!! #WhoDey #ImNervous #GetSome
Headed to Phoenix. Time to see my boys do work. Arizona got a great squad gonna be a fun game to watch. Carson Palmer vs @andydalton14 the old against the new. #BusinessTrip #WhoDey #GetSome
Been 6 months since my baby bro passed away. Thinking about him a lot lately. Had a woman come up to me after my show last night told me her little brother died of an overdose also. My thoughts go out to every family out there dealing with addiction. Miss talking with my brother more then anything.
Got that new Patti Protein Bar. Still haven't got the sweet potato pie though. #OnMyOwn #ShitIsDry #GetSome
I knew @champagnepapi liked Kentucky but I didn't know dude had a restaurant in Lexington & I guess @kevinhart4real got his spot right next to it. #FoodWasGood #SomePplWillThinkImSerious #GetSome

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