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Gary Lineker
Apparently, Tony Blair has won GQ's philanthropist of the year award. Finally these awards have grasped irony!
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@suzanne_moore: GQ Awards are naff beyond naff. They just gave Blair an award. Guess what for?” < Showing up?
@AllanLamb294: The parents of Ashya King appear set to be released from jail as prosecutors seek to withdraw their arrest warrants. <Hurrah
See you've finally parted company with CNN, @piersmorgan . We'll really miss you.....being over there!
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Congratulations @IanJamesPoulter @WestwoodLee and Stephen Gallacher on their meritorious Ryder Cup wild card picks.
@mrjakedwood: @GaryLineker @DanielleBux Happy anniversary, enjoy the day!” < Cheers, Jake.
So annyoing to see such a good TL like the one of @GaryLineker being ruined by stupid comments of 1 single shitty incident #getoverit
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On this day 5 years ago, I made my best ever signing. Happy anniversary @DanielleBux pic.twitter.com/bk6YUlwg66
Can't wait for January!
@crystalmais: @GaryLineker @AllanLamb294 change.org/p/police-reuni…” < Here's a petition to reunite Ashya with his parents!
This Aysha King story gets more disgusting by the minute. Get involved @David_Cameron - you of all people should empathise. Help them.
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The thought of my my boys lying sick,scared and alone in a hospital bed surrounded by strangers is too painful to comprehend.
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I know what it's like to have a child fighting for their life. You do anything you think is for the best.
Someone needs to explain why Aysha King's parents are being detained? Seems they just want the best treatment for their child.
Build up to Deadline Day on @BBCOne by watching #21UpNewGeneration A beautiful social document of Britain through the eyes of 21 year olds.
Goatee for sale. Almost new. One careful, slightly ageing owner. No part-exchange. pic.twitter.com/qOa6g5g1q9
Stromboli has signed for Spurs....sorry Stambouli. When autocorrect does that, I just erupt.
@SachinNakrani: Can everyone who has a passing interest in football please sign @savegrassroots petition: epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/66835” < Signed.
@RobbieSavage8: We need 100,000 signatures for this little fella eddy please Rt childhoodcancerpetition.org pic.twitter.com/r4fNzFi1MQ” < Done.
@piersmorgan: Now THAT'S how you sport a goatee, Jugs @GaryLineker Thanks @danwootton ! pic.twitter.com/oLJuQvE3SK” < 5 of them. One per chin!
Deadline day breaking news: Currently considering a substantial offer for the goatee. Time is of the essence...could be a close shave.
WHAT THE FALCAO?? If you can't defend just out score 'em!
@guardian: Gary Lineker's MOTD goatee to get the chop despite Russell Brand's praise | Media Monkey gu.com/p/4x6p4/tw” < Yikes! Haha.
Have I had breakfast yet? Look, every time you are hungry, the solution is not always to eat something.
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This piece by @matthewsyed in The Times deserves a round of applause. Wonderful condemnation of a dim stereotype. pic.twitter.com/nkvFTjl9CG
@FloydMayweather: They think they're good. I know I'm GREAT.” < And so do they!
Happy Transfer Deadline Day.
Real Madrid have been bashed by Real Sociedad. 24 hours to buy a couple of forwards, that should sort it.
Breaking News!! Toni Kroos just gave the ball away with an inaccurate pass.
Just saw @GarethBale11 's goal. Sheer impudence and utter brilliance!
Blimey my goatee has a twitter account! This is getting silly. @linekersgoatee
Shame you missed the game, Tubs @piersmorgan . You'd have enjoyed it.
As for Arsenal, if Wenger doesn't bring in a decent striker even 4th place might elude them this season.
Absolutely brilliant performance from @OfficialFOXES . 2 points from Everton, Chelsea and Arsenal is a superb start.
@Lord_Sugar: There you go again "excruciatingly" have u swallowed a dictionary or are you praticing for a hi brow BBC programme < Yep, MOTD
Love having @OfficialFOXES back in the @premierleague or do I? Excruciatingly tense watch.
Ooh la la Ulloa. What a header!
Sanogo's ineptitude inadvertently leads to a Sanchez goal. #sourgrapestweet
A warning to Gooners: Leicester's always been a tough place to visit. The M1 is hideous and parking ain't great!
Don't underestimate this Liverpool sides chances, especially under the shrewd, tactically astute leadership of Brendan Rodgers.
@piersmorgan: Can't watch Arsenal game due to son/school commitments. < How convenient for you, Tubs to miss an almost certain defeat.
Feel good to have beaten @GeorgeLineker in the race, but most importantly raised 5K for Leukaemia research ! ✌️👌
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@GeorgeLineker: Nuts Challenge done and a decent 5 grand to Leukaemia Research. Happy days pic.twitter.com/poveRfwZEU” < Boom!
Sturridge and Sterling are stupendous!
@mrjakedwood: I'm thinking of growing a goatee. Any tips @GaryLineker ?” < Yep. Don't!
@Divine_Miss_Em: @GaryLineker the goatee STAYS. Am I right @DanielleBux?”- Currently wresting the razor from him. Like the Robin Hood look
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I think we should leave @GaryLineker and his little beard alone. If he wants to resemble a low budget magician then that's his business.
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