There ain't no way is that fat bastard gonna come down my chimney, have you seen the size of my chimney!
I don't usually share personal things and feelings. If I share them with you, it's because I trust you, and because I care.
Weed just makes you feel good.
Anyone can make you smile, many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes.
You want to get a new job or quit school or whatever, before you know it, you're still doing it and you're 30. The time is NOW.
yeah yeah, i fell for you and all your lies, now kiss my ass and say your good byes!
has the best relationship ever with the best boyfriend ever :)
Cherish your yesterdays and dream your tomorrows, but most importantly, don't forget to live your today's.
Don't change just to please somebody. Change because it makes you a better person and leads you to a better future.
for their and nobody else.
if we are going to HELL, Ur riding in the front of the role coaster leading to HELL!
I'd hit you, but, bitch, that'd be animal abuse!
98% of the world would cry if Justin Bieber jumped off the Empire State Building,I'd be the 2% at the bottom yelling:JUMP BITCH!!!
Say's when in doubt, listen to death metal. There is always someone with a temper much worse than yours :)
There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can't. What you've got to do is, turn around and say "Watch me"
Dear person sending me Farmville invites,
They told me I couldn't.
When girls get jealous, it's normal. But when boys get jealous, you know he's going to be loyal."
Forget the things that hold you back, you need to forward and stay on track.
longer sufficed.Thereupon, steam and machinery revolutionized industrial production.The place of manufacture was taken
RUNNING = losing weight, gaining confidence.
Relax and take notes, while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke. #RIPBIG
Eating fast makes you eat more! If you eat slowly, you give your body time 2 digest, so you know'll start getting full before you grab 2nds!
I need a new life. The one I had killed themself, and the one I want is too expensive, and the one I need keeps running from me. Any help?
Wow, I really regret that workout - No one, ever.
Show, rather than to Big Brother that we must look to find it.But before considering Joe Schmo, let me set the
production -- all these proposals point solely to the disappearance of class antagonisms which were, at that time, only
Philosophy of Action, "True Socialism", "German Science of Socialism", "Philosophical Foundation of Socialism", and
Should I be naughty or nice?? Decisions, decisions!
If you're going to talk about me behind my back, don't smile at me to my face!
my phone vibrates and I see your name.
Q: how do you confuse a blond?
Everyone deserves love without terms and conditions.
When odds are 1-in-a-million... BE THAT 1!
of productive forces; on the other, by the conquest of new markets, and by the more thorough exploitation of the old
A digital rectal massage can successfully cure the hiccups
GET UP! Get moving.... you slept in your gym clothes for a reason right? It's cold but you'll be warm soon.
It's crazy that ur future husband is walking the earth, doing something right now. Isn't it also crazy that he might be someone you know?
Does anyone else notice that hidden beat in music that you can only hear when you're high?
There is a town in Liberia called Chocolate City.
class, as being the most suffering class.Only from the point of view of being the most suffering class does the
Sunday Funday leads to a messed up Monday. Keep your weekends for relaxation & spending time with loved ones. Your week will go MUCH better.
girl: Team Edward or Team Jacob? me: bitch! I'm TEAM BIEBER! <3
There are two kinds of people in this world. Those that already smoke weed, and those that need to.
The past is unchangable.
I smoke a blunt to take the pain out, and if I wasn’t high I’d prolly try to blow my brains out. - Tupac"
When I text you, it means I miss you. When I don't text you, it means I'm waiting for you to miss me.
You won't have a better tomorrow if you're still thinking about yesterday.
Never crush someone's hopes, because in a lot of cases, hope is all they have.
Don't look back at the path you have already walked,Look forward to the path you haven't walked,