says it has scrambled fighter jets to monitor #US
and Japanese planes | bbc.in/180ZWoy
omg daft punk have a new album?!!????????
I'm so disgusted with nigella's behaviour i just ripped up the "IOU 1 free motorboat" she gave me written on the back of a lotto ticket once
your hustle don't ever go unnoticed baby
He is now 22 and if you dont know what this is #YouAreToYoung
Holla if your fat ass already knows what you want for lunch tomorrow.
my patronus is probably a slug :-(
"China is getting aggressive in the bitcoin market. If we want America to remain competitive, we need to look at liquidity." - T Gallippi
A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB.
lol u kidding u wanna end up being waterboarded in Guantanamo Bay or something?
you could always call us instead: 0300 790 6131. Or email your enquiry to support@tvlicensing
after an hour of clicking reload on the TV licence website it still hasn't loaded, should i quit and just fortify my house with cannons ?
just paying my tv licence before they send over MI5 to rape my family, jesus calm down fellas
Chick who stole my hat I hope u masturbate to it while listening to drake
There are no eternal facts, as there are no absolute truths. #Nietzsche
Hahaa I totally just got the irony of a name like one direction ! God im slow sometimes
S/o to my hotel room last night , no sunbeams got through those curtains, my room was blacker than drakes ex's heart
beat boy beat boy hit that perfect beat boy hit that perfect hit that perfect hit that perfect beat boy
I could punch a wall but then I'm Iron Man
Watching a show about uk benefit fraud do not watch if you pay taxes, you may get angry, punch a wall break your hand and end up on benefits
You know when you play assassins creed and battle field 4 for too many hours then forget that you can't free run a staircase in real life
Diddy changes his birth date because he can do whatever he wants ti.me/HyjWFb
I am social media
when twitter becomes 98% troll like what happened to myspace and then Facebook what will be next? imagine if social networking just died ^_^
Assassins creed makes me wanna be a prirate on a broat so badly
I got TopGun in 3D on blueray, so what call me a mug but who will have the last laugh when I'm at home watching that volley ball scene in 3D
You know when you're hung over and you blow your nose and enough enriched uranium comes out to fuel the starship enterprise ?
Im still steaming fumes of alcohol
Stick a fork in me...........Done!
Listening to casualties, new dtp music and seeing updated versions of Ziltoid I'm very satisfied with the current cards in the deck :)
youuuu used to be fit soooo you upload old pics *sung like a nursery rhyme*
Going on a extreme man date with @Garethmcgrillen
....I'm gonna try to grow a beard while he punches a brick wall
Woke up in sheffield , medium barren, what's there to do here? might see Thor. But first CLoTHeS SHOppInG *high pitch singy voice*
Bitches talk more than bitches these days
Mother fucker never luhh us
get ready for novbender!!
octsober is over
I've not drunk in a long time , ain't gona lie , tonight ima git tore up
Is it true by 2015 there will be no more babies born with aids ?
Woke up feeling a tiny bit barren but , it's time to head to Manchester