when ur family asks "are you still doing that dj thing?"
Forgot to post this, Fuken whole uber app turned into starwars , casual xwing pickup, I defo squealed like a girl
Colorado switched mile marker "420" to "419.99" to stop people form stealing it.
everything coming up milhouse
A man took five years to write a 1,905 page suicide note before killing himself in 2010.
Take a run across India with Sam Gash ab.co/2gIGh91
You can now study 'Homer Simpson philosophy' at university trib.al/ogxDPrW
A myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the brain's parietal cortex which creates happiness.
Thanks for the birthday wishes , thought I'd upload a birthday picture for you all
America , the Simpsons already called it
Dog names are getting ridiculous
When you're at a party and your mom calls
"But Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot."
"I have a bad feeling about this flight"
My phone bill was £85 this month, that's a ten year low, an Olympic record , I'm the real team GB