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Gareth Knife Party
do they have sharknado on audiobook? id get that
i dont believe any of you
have you ever heard anyone imitate the pedo old man from family well?
i was making room for the table dancers @BestOscarWilde The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world.
bro tip: put flowers in your beard if you want more friends
If I die from Ebola I'm going to be so pissed off
Athletes love to raise the bar
athletes love to bring their A game
Athletes love to say dig in deep
Ready for these sprints, I'm doing the women's 100, and 400 ... On a Segway
I'd only go on a date with you if you take an iPad to a rock concert to take selfies
Court in the Netherlands orders Russia to pay $50bn in damages to shareholders of defunct oil giant Yukos
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Tomorrowland and global feel like days ago and I'm still waking up feeling like I had a fight with an outboard motor
Gaza Health Ministry death toll breakdown: North 189; Gaza City 297, Central 129; Khan Younis 306, Rafah 111. Total: 1,032
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"I came in like a dancing Mole, all I wanted was to eat some Voles. All you ever did was, wre e eck meeeee."
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I can't believe @Garethmcgrillen taught the bar guy how to make espresso martinis at 4 AM last night
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St pancras smells like farts just saying to all tourists planing a trip to london
Tomorrow land was so sick I'm going to listen to the drive sound track or watch the movie when I get to my hotel room idc