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Princess Eliza
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god damn it i absentmindedly touched my dick and it got hard
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Supernatural gives me chills
Congrats to @NYRangers! Mats Zuccarello (@zuccarello36) the first Norwegian ever to play the Stanley Cup Final! #nhl #stanleycup #nhlfinal
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I AM SO HAPPY THAT I HAVE TEARS, THIS IS SO AMAZING. THIS GAME SCARED ME BUT THEY WON
"@best0fnick: Hi, I'm Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family... pic.twitter.com/cFhwYaNPL1" ME
Bruce Willis is hitting on a woman in a bar. “I don’t call 'em drinks babe. I say pre-wee, or if im feelin’ naughty, future piss”
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ooh baby ((ooh baby)) it's makin' me craaazy ((it's makin' me crazy)) every time I look around ((look around)) EHRYTIMEILOOKAROUNNN
why does How Bizarre by OMC keep playing on my Pandora
*At psychiatrist* Is a bibliophile the one who writes books about people, or cuts holes in books to fuck them? No you may not see my library
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CAN YOU BELIEVE BEESWAX IS A REAL THING & NONE OF IT IS YOURS
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I'm really craving Supernatural
my advisor brought ice cream cake and gave me a piece but I don't want it and I hate eating in front of people ugh
Making friends in far places is the best way to manifest travel destinations
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bill withers is a complete sentence
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