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Princess Eliza
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This should show that you never really know what someone's really going through, despite what they show you on the outside.
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People are made to feel ashamed about being sad, sometimes you can't just 'get over it,' as many like to tell you.
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COMIC CON IS TOMORROW AND I STILL HAVE SO MUCH TO DO
I'm 18 years and 1 day old now
Robin Thicke is super creepy tho...
Next time we have sex can you not cry thanks
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it honestly disgusts me when teens under 17 are having sex like really? go outside and play with chalk, not dicks. you nasty freaks
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Karen? "Yes?" *gets down on one knee* Will you... *gasp* ...please learn to tie your own fucking laces for gods sake...you're 38.
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I don't even like these but I'm on my period and hungry and too lazy to cook and these were in the pantry uuugh pic.twitter.com/zus0DHcNrA
*batman enters mcdonalds* "ID LIKE 10 MCDOUBLES" "are you gonna take them to the fatcave?" "THAT'S NOT FUNNY" "calm down, fatman" "FU ROBIN"
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how many chains would 2chainz change if 2chainz changed his chains
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me: *looks in mirror* me: thank god i have a good taste in music
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i know all these hockey players like 2 kiss the stanley cup but what if the 1st guy has strep throat and all the other guys kiss it
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now I have diarrhea. I am sitting on the toilet pouting with tears going down my face
WHY AM I STILL WATCHING THIS
I HOPE THEY DROP THE CUP AND SMASH IT INTO PIECES LIKE MY HEART HAS BEEN
I'm crying like I'm going through a breakup jfc
I'm embarrassed that I'm crying over the NYR loss. you guys will always be my main team 😭
this WWE release is kind of rotten
no matter when I go to bed, I always wake up at around 7:30 in the morning and then it's too bright and loud out to fall back asleep
I had a broken computer since April and got used to not having one. I got used to having a life that I don't even care much for my new one
I've lost hope for the Rangers
btw they turned out yummy and Earthly-looking 💙💚 and gave me weird, green diarrhepic.twitter.com/wq702rG9EcEc
Tie-Dye Cupcakes by A Girl Who Can't Make Cupcakes Successfully: A Journey pic.twitter.com/3PIlIXyOqO
⊂_ヽ  \\ Λ_Λ    \( ˇωˇ)    / ⌒   / へ\   /  /  \\ レ ノ ヽ_つ   / / Punish my #hole ( (ヽ  | |、  | 丿 \ | |  ) /
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god damn it i absentmindedly touched my dick and it got hard
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Supernatural gives me chills
Congrats to @NYRangers! Mats Zuccarello (@zuccarello36) the first Norwegian ever to play the Stanley Cup Final! #nhl #stanleycup #nhlfinal
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I AM SO HAPPY THAT I HAVE TEARS, THIS IS SO AMAZING. THIS GAME SCARED ME BUT THEY WON
"@best0fnick: Hi, I'm Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family... pic.twitter.com/cFhwYaNPL1" ME
Bruce Willis is hitting on a woman in a bar. “I don’t call 'em drinks babe. I say pre-wee, or if im feelin’ naughty, future piss”
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ooh baby ((ooh baby)) it's makin' me craaazy ((it's makin' me crazy)) every time I look around ((look around)) EHRYTIMEILOOKAROUNNN
why does How Bizarre by OMC keep playing on my Pandora
*At psychiatrist* Is a bibliophile the one who writes books about people, or cuts holes in books to fuck them? No you may not see my library
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CAN YOU BELIEVE BEESWAX IS A REAL THING & NONE OF IT IS YOURS
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I'm really craving Supernatural