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eleesa
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be the slut u wish to see in the world
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teechr: y r u laet?? me: i wuz busy sweggin
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my chemistry teacher hung up my hideous phosphorus atom model from the ceiling tile in the middle of the front of the classroom
snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something
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"It's easy to rhyme, if you make up the words!" Cried Dr. Suess, all girveldyburd.
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I HAVE ASKED MY SWEETIE THIS BEFORE, I'M PRETTY SURE pic.twitter.com/83lm6Tfk8y
these girls constantly give me raspy looks and I don't even know them
sinus infection #2 for this year has begun
update: diarrhea cramps they were
periods are so frustrating. I can't figure out if these are period cramps or diarrhea cramps
“Call me a lil nasty again I dare you nigga” pic.twitter.com/1tvGA0CKW8
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I'm actually pretty attractive if you stand far away enough pic.twitter.com/3aixDzFIF3
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iran all the way here to tell u: i saudi joke u made about the middle east. oman, israelly not funny!! u made light of a syrias issue!!!!
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You should never try to move someone with a neck injury as they won't have much patience for poetry or song right then
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if you can't handle the sass then you can't put it in my ass
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let's file joint tax returns, bb.
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Ash Wednesday is a slippery slope towards blackface #Staywoke
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teacher: y r ur eyes red me: allergies teacher: yea ur allergic to that dank ass kush me: hell yea teacher: hell yea
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