Idc what anyone ever says nobody can out drink @Gage_Allen
Having a girlfriend be like.. 😂4
when girls use 'bruh', 'nigga', or 'fam' in a sentence
Professor: I wouldn't go overseas right now unless I was with a military unit.
Me-Well that's comforting.
Lowkey tired of being single.
You know what's attractive? Effort.
If you didn't grow up in Ross I'm sorry
oh what i'd do to have you here
Stop hitting them up first and watch y'all never talk again.
When you finally get on base..
IHOP's wifi password is P@ncake1
retweet to save a life
You are so fucking ignorant.
I wanna post pics from padre but none are appropriate :,)
Rlly need 2 find someone who loves Texas as much as I do
Most savage thing I've read twitter.com/brysontliier/s…
lmao I stole someone's doormat last night cause someone stole mine a couple months ago
No spring or summer break in the military! 365 days a year
When you both choose the same character in a fighting game
your header is so perfect for your personality 😂😂😂😂
I'm so done with being second choice. Like I have a cute butt and I'm funny. I don't need you.
If you cheat on a girl willing to do anything for you, you are a dumbass.
how come celebrities are allowed to wear whatever they want without people judging them, but if I wear a swimsuit, I'm considered a slut????
If I can find a guy who will have a real ass conversation about life with me just randomly I will fall in love
when you guys are laid up and he start kissing ur neck
those couple selfie kissing pics make me feel uncomfortable.
happy birthday brother I'll drink a cold one for yah!
"Hey little mama let me whisper in your ear, you can save 15% on insurance every year"
Respect your grandparents. U are their most prized possession. They've worked hard for u their whole lives dreaming about having grandkids.
I would talk crap about you at all :) you're comebacks are 💯 and too brutally honest 😅
RT for goodluck in 5 seconds
Dont say anything just rt 😂�vine.co/v/elPMFg62IaJ
I need a friend right now.