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my gf left me cause i was so thin and ugly, so i did this and now every girl wants me
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These 13 People Are Not Twins. What's Even More Unbelievable..They've Never Even Met Til Now.
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Boy: "How does it feel?" Girl: "What do you mean?" Boy: "To be the only star in the sky"
Boy: Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates..... Girl: Why? Boy: Cause I want to take your top off.
"When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?"
Hey can I follow you home? ("What?") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams."
"Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you."
You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?
You still use Internet Explorer?, you must like it nice and slow.
Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more
Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.
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Do you work for Domino's? Cuz you a fine pizza ass.
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.
Are you from amsterdam, cause damnn you're hot
This Girl Noticed Something Unexpected On Her New Plant. What Happened After That Is AWESOME.
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Boy: Girl, whats your number? Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Boy: Aren't we talking about things we cheat on?
So I Found A Random City On Google Maps The Other Day... And Its Unknown Secret Is AWESOME.
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Boy: "Are your parents bakers?" Girl: "Why?" Boy: "Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!"
I wish I was 50 cent so I could take you to the candy shop!
Are you from the Thailand, cause tonight your going to BangKok
Are you from China? (Why?) Because I'm China get on you
Are you from Tokyo? (Yeah Why?) Because I want to get in Japanies
Are you from Denmark? Because Imma going to screw you denmark my sauce on your face
Are you from Africa? Cause I wanna know Kenya suck this dick?
Are you African? Because African love you!
Are you from Cuba? because Havana fuck you
If you were a Phaser, you'd be set on "stun"!
Are you tired baby? Cause you been running around my head all day.
Do you know the main difference between sex and conversation? No? So you want to go somewhere and talk?
What Started Out As A Piece Of Bread Became The Most Epic Thing Ever. You WILL Want This.
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Playing doctor is for kids...let's play gynecologist!"
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
A Passer-by Thought This Was A Pile Of Trash. I've Never Seen A More Shocking Transformation
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I dont care that u used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat!
Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.
Do you like Jalapenos?...Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pussy.
This 80 Year Old Man Has Not Taken A Bath In 60 Years. Just Wait Til You See Him... Whoa.
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You Need Directions?...Well First you gotta take this D-tour.
You need something to shut that big mouth of yours!
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When I catch someone flirting with bae
If I lived with bae I would never use my phone
Dear girls, hairs like these are such a turn on.Sincerely boys everywhere
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It would take me much more than 140 characters to fully express how beautiful you are.
I'm so ready to commit in a long-term relationship.
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