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I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.
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I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?
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I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.
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I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight you're gonna nail me.
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If you and I were the last person left on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
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Google Is A Giant Company, But Very Few People Know These 13 Facts... Until Now. #7? WOW. bit.ly/1wOEUrk pic.twitter.com/JIzrBncNrN
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Nice butt! What time does it open?
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When I'm around you I can't think straight.
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Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory.
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Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart
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My life is so sad and lonely (why) because you're not in it
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Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart
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Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
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If I was your heart would you let me beat?
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He Dropped His Dog Off At The Sitter. What Happened Next Is Every Pet Owner's Worst Nightmare. bit.ly/1zShihG pic.twitter.com/YpuMZVROwR
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Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you..
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.