I'm a girl. I cry for stupid boys. My room is a mess. Sometimes music is my only friend. I'm not perfect. I will never be. But I'm me.
I hate boys who think they can get any girl.
I hate people who are naturally really good at small talk & are comfortable with it too wow screw you and your well developed social skills.
I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
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Baby, I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.
If you hold a dozen roses and look into the mirror, you’ll see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.
Are you from Tennessee? Cause take off your pants.
Are you into magic? Cause abracaDAYUM!
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What would you do if I kissed you right now?
I hate to see you go, but I love watching you leave.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
Don’t you know me from somewhere?
You can fall from the sky
You can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
Is into my pants.
My daughter's boyfriend is so considerate ... I found him fixing her bedroom window at 6 A.M.
My son has pictures of naked women on the ceiling above his bed. He says they comfort him at night
My name is what you’ll be screaming tonight.
When I'm around you, I just feel happy for no reason.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
Is your name Katniss? Cause you're starting an uprising in my district.
BF: Hey babe, I am bored lets have some fun
GF: Like what?
BF: Like this pic.tvvitter.co/1frVns4AD
GF: Are you serious??
Forget the world and let's play 69
I wish we were in telophase so I could admire your cleavage.
Your dress is fantastic, but it would look better rumpled up at the foot of my bed.
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
Daughter: mom give me money
Mom: I gave you Last week, where did you spend that?
Daughter: I got these pic.tvvitter.co/1cNNCfLad
I can sense that you are a terrific lover and that intimidates me a little.
How can I love you if you won’t lay down?
Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.
No doubt, Miley's sister is much hotter pic.tvvitter.co/18phNZdAD
Are you a drum set because I want to bang you.
Is your name WiFi? Cause I'm feeling a connection.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
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Trust me. It will only seem kinky the first time.
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Tell me about yourself, your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number.
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want this dick.
Bra like these are such a turn on pic.tvvitter.co/15GFSXoAD
Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
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