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If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
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I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
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Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
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Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
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Are you from Iraq? 'Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
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Miley is officially lesbian now pic.twitterr.in/jhnzyt78l
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Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
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Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
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Me: Siri, Can you murder someone for me? Siri: pic.twitterr.in/tyzhy67n
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Let’s flip a coin; heads you’re mine, tails I’m yours.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK'
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Everyday, I need to see your smile, simply because it makes me happy.
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I want a person to come into my life by accident, but stay on purpose.
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Even if I spend the whole day with you, I miss you the second you leave.
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