when you go to check if someone has replied and you see them typing
when you walk back into the party after throwing up
*John Cena wakes up in a hospital*
JC -"Where am I?"
Nurse - "ICU"
JC- "No you can't"
Lmao he threw a Hail Mary 😂�r7
only 90s kids will remember
this dude is living in 3017 😂 b
Cashier: "Your receipt is in the bag"
Me: "You too"
girls in DMs vs guys in DMs
this dude is living in 3017 😂B
I can't figure out if I'm supposed to be impressed by this or ask myself why in the hell this is happening..
I'm still laughing at this
When you ask you girl what she wants to eat and she actually decides
the floor is early 2000's music
The floor is big booty b*tches
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
If you've never seen a husky with absolutely no body hair then here you go. Enjoy
Overthinking is what kills me.
When we joke roasting each other but then you hit my insecurities
When you're smoking a blunt and you see a cop pull up
When you're drunk af and start making friends with everyone.