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Police: now tell us exactly what happened the night of the robbery Ryan Lochte:
This is by far the best one yet
This is how I see yellow lights when I'm debating if I should stop or gas it
Me: Mom I'm going to a party later Mom: Do you have a ride home? Me:
if "I'm fine" was an emoji
When you're about to sleep after a scary movie and then you start hearing shit.
I hope my future wife isn't being a total slut right now...
when you get no attention:
So many Beats made, Jokes cracked ,and Sports arguments happened at this table😂😂jCN
This how ready I be for that late night "WYD?" Text
WHEN YOU HANG WITH HER ALL DAY AND SEE HER TWEET "WHAT A BORING ASS DAY"
When bae tells you that your cute but you know your hella ugly af
when you made plans to go out and everyone cancels on you
when you're at the movies and someone has to walk in front of you in the aisle
If you think about it, a Kangaroo is just a T-Rex Deer
This would be some shit
Catching feelings be like
Me: "that would never happen" My anxiety: "but what if.." Me: "but it wouldn't.." My anxiety: "but what if..."
when ur usually the entertainer of ur friend group but some dark shit has you down
When the PowerPoint go from "Syllabus" to "Lecture 1"
it's half way through 2016 and im still single & ugly
when a song has different parts playing at the same time and you try to sing all of them
When you're sitting on the toilet and you make eye contact with someone through that little crack in the door
 
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