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Saving your grades at the end of the semester like pic.twitter.com/SoB6uiwqqy
When your mom leaves and you're next in line: pic.twitter.com/UhPRUpCTGP
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when you home alone taking a shower and you hear a noise pic.twitter.com/pv8A6gOHBs
3h
when people call my best friend their best friend pic.twitter.com/472KShHa4f
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Mom: "Just wait in the car, I'll only be a few minutes." Me: pic.twitter.com/CpFOAofTdX
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Damon Salvatore, having the best speeches since 1864 pic.twitter.com/tafD96gfsf
THIS NIGGA RUNNING LIKE HE STARTED THE FIRE pic.twitter.com/pRQyWW0SPS
When you're trying to go to bed but just sit there staring at the wall pic.twitter.com/cBLmM3Ir1m
When the teacher think you're weren't listening, and you get the question right: pic.twitter.com/co753rpCUY
When your mom tells you to help bring in the groceries and you can't find your shoes: pic.twitter.com/s0Ri0nzjOt
Everyone has that one teacher who is like, “The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do.” pic.twitter.com/vC7rnu6QA0