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When you're home alone taking a shower and you hear a noise: pic.twitter.com/2AFfdDMx9D
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When someone walks into your room without knocking: pic.twitter.com/nR37k8HkfU
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When your salad is just way too funny... pic.twitter.com/kANE8e3RcK
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When you hand Santa the aux cord: pic.twitter.com/pirMi3XPbQ
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Only some people will understand 😂pic.twitter.com/UqUiEZjYWkk
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I'm either buddy or the grinch. There's no inbetween pic.twitter.com/jzbRIrdNS5
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Girls on twitter be like: "OMG this is so true" pic.twitter.com/XKbdqKZdsm
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When your ex tries to come back into your life. pic.twitter.com/AnuZgv9Jye
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If A Girl's Phone Look Like This Then She A Hoe pic.twitter.com/ywciwrvnXA
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When you can't decline their call so you're forced to watch your phone ring 😂�pic.twitter.com/r7D9xbhIUwUw