How your answers look on the final when you just guessing cause you ain't study
My favorite hello and hardest goodbye
Friends : be ready by 7:30
Me : @ 7:30
Do crabs think fish can fly?
When you realize why your alarm didn't go off this morning
At that point in the semester where...
"what are you doing with your life?????"
When someone lights a cigarette around me
Nothing can stop a Mexican
When y'all haven't argued in a week & she's bored
Name's Bond, James Bond.
And you are...?
When you a freak in the sheets
A little something to take the edge off
If I had a dollar for every time someone annoyed me
girls be like "my room is so dirty"
I asked her if she gave good head and she sent me this