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accidentally opening a convo you were avoiding
When you ask your mom a simple question and she yells her response:
When you naked in the bathroom and u forgot to lock the door and someone opens it
When you looking for the right track before you get in the shower
me when I want my mom to stop talking
This car cut me off today, aint even mad
I would rather get Ebola then receive this 😐
Teacher: "Highlight the key words" Me:
Don't lose yourself trying to love someone
Most accurate life advice I've ever seen: