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If a girl can put up with you through your worst days, and still stick with you and your mistakes, then you shouldn't let her go.
Beside "Single" and "In a Relationship", there should be a relationship status for "I don't even know what's going on".
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people
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do you ever look through old pictures and think where the heck did that shirt go
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If I choose you over sleep, you must be very very special.
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why do parents feel the need to hold your phone when you show them a picture
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Willow Smith is 13, has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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Rules for rap battling Eminem: 1. Do not let Eminem go first. 2. Do not let Eminem go second.
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Smiling at old people to show them you're not a teenage thug.
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An extra month of summer would be great
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If the purge was real, why kill people? shit.. I'm robbing banks, stealing clothes from my fav stores, stealing cars & all that lol 😂👏
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Turning 16, 18, and 21 are really the only ages that matter
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text me at 2am if you want to have a real conversation
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i hate it when i put my songs on shuffle and it plays every song expect the one i actually wanna listen to
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my meals in the summer: breakfast: 3pm dinner: 11pm more food: 1am midnight snack: 4am
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My neck, my back, my Netflix and my snacks.
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It's called fuck off and it's located over there
*owns tons of clothes* *wears same three things*
i’m like 102% tired
what do u call a sleeping pizza a piZzza ha ha haha someone date me plss
I pretty much every time wondering about you.. you.. you.. you.. you.. you.. you.. you.. Sorry. Not you.. this :) pic-twittrs.in/1ozM6O6
weird how in 10 years some of us could be married with kids, some could be millionaires, and some of us could be dead
two people who like the same things will be good friends but two people who hate the same things will be best friends
me when i eat fruits: i'm so freaking healthy