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Funny Quotes

*walks into a job interview*
*walks into a job interview*
Spider-Man ? Ya, I was the one who bit him...... Now he's Hollywood, he doesn't even come by the hood anymore.
"Nobody helps me in this fucking house"
When you lie on your resume but still get the job.
After every time I go out
I bet you won't like and retweet because you're too ashamed to have a picture of the BIBLE on your timeline.
Today's kids will never know how much your day was ruined if you got hit by one of these
When you take a 10 minutes study break and it accidentally lasts the entire year.
No console will ever beat this one!
7777 33 66 3 66 88 3 33 7777
"I will tell you when I've had enough"
When someone calls you by your nickname when you don't even know them like that
Can't see the haters
when someone plays with my hair
I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVENTYOUPEOPLEEVERHEARDOF
when u about to tweet some intellectual shit but it says -1 so u gotta commit a grammatical error
my friend: you seem distracted, what's on your mind? me: oh nothing lol my brain:
"do u think the world revolves around u?" Me:
when ur sensitive and dont want to be hurt no more
"bitch you're eating again?!
BIIITCH I GOT SO SCARED FOR A SPLIT SECOND 😩�Uo
i think the fuck not.
 
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