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accidentally opening a convo you were avoiding pic.twitter.com/GO7ZItQ3jx
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When you ask your mom a simple question and she yells her response: pic.twitter.com/nZnQipFFEz
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When you naked in the bathroom and u forgot to lock the door and someone opens it pic.twitter.com/TWXBfPZ2L9
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When you looking for the right track before you get in the shower pic.twitter.com/kT5RRIUtBV
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me when I want my mom to stop talking pic.twitter.com/HGOQ6flfTZ
This car cut me off today, aint even mad pic.twitter.com/75h76WUl2R
I would rather get Ebola then receive this 😐pic.twitter.com/9ZpVJZWbO55
Teacher: "Highlight the key words" Me: pic.twitter.com/sX2XNWNRq0
Don't lose yourself trying to love someone pic.twitter.com/o5X7tWby0S
Most accurate life advice I've ever seen: pic.twitter.com/VG1Yu1hZIP