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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I either get what I want or I change my mind.
You can either agree with me, or be wrong.
If you die in a elevator be sure to press the up button.
Don't take candy from strangers unless they offer you a ride.
Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much. You're not that good.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
I'm not paranoid... but I know that you think I am.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Access denied--nah nani na nah nah!
I learned a lot from dogs: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
The funny thing about this message is that one you realize its pointless its too late to stop ;-)
Cellulite is not an imperfection, those dimples are saying "I'm sexy" in braille.
I may be drunk but you're ugly. Tomorrow I'll be sober.
It was funny until somebody lost an eye- then it was hilarious!
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Contrary to popular belief, God's surname is not damnit!
I would call you a tool, but even THEY serve a purpose.
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
I think -- therefore I'm single.
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Do you like water? You do? Then you'll like at least 70% of my body!
I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.