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BD: 13th Jan
Love you till you hate me.
I J U S T W A N T T O T H A N K G O D F O R E V E R Y T H I N G . 🚢
Done! @Damolar_: @The_Improviser Kindly follow back thanks”
πŸ˜’πŸ˜’οΏ½@elharsharsh: Huh? W@The_Improviseriser: Chai.. Almost like You didn't exist@elharsharsh 😫"”
Chai.. Almost like You didn't exist oh @elharsh 😫
If your girlfriend's friends are single, she is single as well.
If only our eyes saw souls instead of bodies how very different our ideals of beauty would be 😌
People are so ugly when they yawn πŸ˜’
Boss lady, but see your "to buy" list.
Boss lady but your iPhone 5s dey use blackberry charger.
Boss lady but your iPhone 6 dey use external battery and memory card.
Boss lady but you use needle and yellow thread shape your pants
Hard guy but you dey owe Mtn N150 extra time for 3 weeks now.
Hard guy but you dey like your own status messages and pictures for Facebook.
Hard guy but everything dey turn you on.
Lmaooooo@Akpabs_: Hard guy but babe never do you like this..”
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Hard guy but you dey use straw drink beer.
No light to charge phone there Na make. I @AnnexKay: Hard guy but u can't last 24hrs in the vagina...”
Hard guy but you get Bsc in Catering
As a hard babe, she don cook for the hard guy.
😭😭😭@Mystiq_Janellenelle: When u have a job interview that morning but they're calling u downstairs for"
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As a hard guy you @slaayar: need to start a tumblr for my pictures.”
Hard babe? No hard babe jare 😐
Hard guy but you dey follow up all telemundo drama series.
Good morning my beautiful and wonderful people
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If you discover say your religion Na false. Wetin you go do? #SundayFunday
God arrest me Na!! Abeg! 😭
Money no dey select pocket to enter. Do make your pocket big or leak, small or big.. Na e be riches and poverty
Nothing wey no dey possible, Na just abnormal be the right word to replace am.
Nothing for this life wey no get replacement(s). Although plenty girls dey die single, most men wey don die single been too busy dey mingle
E dey obvious say political parties them want win, because Na now them go sabi who to share national cake to when e don set. Not for change.
E dey come dey go @REVfatherr: @The_Improviser yho don vex?”
Same stories everyday. Nigeria is blessed. Only music and church dey move market, because we fantasies pass reality
Our Nigerian engineers wetin them learn for school sef? Nobody don engineer shit sef, only road and oil company you go see them dey soak oil
Who get job, who need job. Question wey graduates dey ask for we Nigeria.
I'm a beneficiary @Adeola_Cule true! It was a clean procedure and this venture is still on till this day!
#Abuja cold makes my Amana useless! 😀
The only change most girls made this year was successfully turning light-skin. #transformationsunday
Boxing Day and most of this girls can't afford a real gift, still sending nudes to me as a present after the birthday of our lord most high.
Jesus is 2035+ years and still lives in his fathers house. Don't pressure me please.
Happy Birthday bro! Savior Christ you've been living forever, over 2k years! Merry <=-P #MerryChristmas #MerryXmas
You'll end up real disappointed if you think people will do for you as you do for them not everyone has the same heart as you
"The Interview" to be released on YouTube, I think Sony is planning s global internet meltdown! Cant wait! πŸ˜†#TheIntervieww
As you grow older, your Christmas list gets smaller and then you realize that the things you really need can't be bought with money.