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Weed tweet
You know you're a stoner when you hear someone say a large amount of money & the first thing you think is "I can buy so much weed with that"
Smoking weed doesn't make your problems go away. It just makes you realize it's not that big of a deal.
Ever get so high you called an ex crying? Yeah, me neither. Weed is always taking wins.
When you know you found the right girl.
Smoke weed but do good in school. Keep your grades just as high as you are.
When you're high af but you know you're gonna keep smoking.
I'd rather live in a world full of stoners than a world full of alcoholics.
Yes I smoke weed. No I'm not a bad person.
We all have that one person we like smoking with more than anyone else.
When I first started smoking weed, I told myself that I would only smoke on special days..little did I know, everyday is a special day.
If everybody in the world hit a joint at the same time. There would be world peace for at least 2 hours.
Thank you auto correct, that is what I really meant to say.
When your dealer hits you back with that "I just ran out" text.
It's not peer pressure, it's just your turn.
To my future kids: If I find weed in your room, I'm smoking it.
Ever get so high you had to turn down your TV or the music just to see if your room smells like weed?
Yeah, I smoke weed. Don't be mad when my high ass becomes way more successful than your hating ass.
When I'm high my thoughts have thoughts.
If you don't smoke weed, you'll never understand why people do smoke weed.
Stoners Be Like 🚗___________🚓 Fuck! There go the Police __🚗______🚓__ Be cool ___🚗🚓___ Man fuck ___🚓___🚗____ Yeah, fuck you 😂
Parents: What do you spend your money on? Me:
Shout out to the stoners who smoke weed everyday, but still have their life together.
When the people who always judged you for smoking start smoking.
If she can smoke as much as you. Wife that girl.
My first thought when I meet people is "I wonder if they smoke."
Remember when you were a kid and said you would never smoke weed. Look how that turned out.
Stoners are the worst texters. Were either too busy smoking, forget we have a phone, or staring at the text wondering if it makes any sense.
Some of my strongest friendships started with a blunt.
"I can't find the lighter.. Oh wait it's in my hand" - Every smoker at some point.
I'll never understand people who smoke cigarettes but judge others for smoking weed.
You know you're a stoner when someone mentions weed and everyone looks at you.
Smoking weed doesn't fuck up your life, you fuck up your life. If you can't handle smoking weed & getting your shit done that's all on you.
Getting baked and finding a deeper meaning for literally everything.
"You smoke?" "Smoke what?" Boom, new friendship.
The smell of weed automatically makes me smile.
Smoke weed but stay in school...that way you get a good job so you can get more weed.
I'd rather smoke weed and feel great the next day. Than drink alcohol and feel like puking all day.
How our kids will be in the future.