Never miss a good chance to shut up.
He is a 20th century man... The guy has no future.
He is a a .22 caliber mind in a .357 Magnum world.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain
It is never too late to be what you might have been. - George Eliot
Q: What do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn?
You have 2 choices in life: a] to find a way b] to make one
Over 40? Got cats? This is for you!
Me: You tired babe?
Her: No why?
Me: You been running thru my mind all day!
Me: silently !SCORE!
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Yep - own a computer = relate! pic.twitter.com/LOgRgIDnJt
You can't have a better tomorrow if you're always thinking about yesterday.
Oh yeah! Been there heard that! pic.twitter.com/qvW72NpSKl
Now I understand why my order is hosed off! pic.twitter.com/P1a70UAoOV
Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.
Yep there are days like that! pic.twitter.com/rbNFe79CwJ
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