Please upgrade your browser to make full use of twiends.   chrome   firefox   ie   safari  
jordan belfort
My eyes burn and I'm still drunk
If your boyfriend isn't strong enough to pick you up and pin you up against the wall, you have a girlfriend.
Retweeted by jordan belfort
cause we said no strings attached but I got caught all up in that
Retweeted by jordan belfort
Ofc it's 530 and I'm up
everyone knows this is what Netflix & chill means
Retweeted by jordan belfort
the difference between lust and love
Retweeted by jordan belfort
Whose summer didn't go anywhere near as planned? 🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽
Retweeted by jordan belfort
Why do black people use the color of their skin for everything. Forreal they are so fuckin racist but point the finger at white people.
Retweeted by jordan belfort
Everyone come to linden tn
now I can't complain about anything
sucks not having someone to talk to all the time
Crazy how you can text someone everyday and then all the sudden the conversations change & it's like they don't want to talk to you
Retweeted by jordan belfort
I don't regret the things I did wrong. I regret the good things I did for the wrong people.
Retweeted by jordan belfort
*has break down and is fine 5 mins later*
Retweeted by jordan belfort
Your a shitty ass fucking friend. Best friend my fucking ass all you care about is yourself
When you riding w/ homeboy cuz he going thru a lot. Then he say "IDGAF I can die tonight!" & he driving
Retweeted by jordan belfort
being in a relationship will always be better than being single
Dead serious making a list of all the people that I'd ride or die for. Fuck all you fake ass people.
Retweeted by jordan belfort
When your parents won't let you out because your outfit is too revealing
Retweeted by jordan belfort
wow u seem upset… wanna talk about it? wanna cry about it? wanna have sex about it???
Retweeted by jordan belfort
buy me 7 for $27 and you can take all 7 off
Retweeted by jordan belfort
why did I never see u smh
WHEN YOUR BF IS CRAZY AF 😂😂ob4
Retweeted by jordan belfort
i prefer to distance myself whenever i’m in a bad mood because i’ll become the most heartless person you’ll ever meet
Retweeted by jordan belfort
I need a crazy GF.... the type who would wake you up with head at like 3am 😈 or wake up pissed & stab the shit out of u in your sleep🔪💤
Retweeted by jordan belfort
you deserve to be in a relationship w/ a person who doesnt make u compete for their affection & never has u guessing where u stand with them
Retweeted by jordan belfort
lmao I'll have my way😇
The hardest thing to do is argue with someone who is just as stubborn as you are
Retweeted by jordan belfort
Spoiling a girl 🎁✨ means nothing 🙅🏽 if her heart 💜 isn't taken care of 💯
Retweeted by jordan belfort
Why did my dads friend just ask if he can cop bud off me😂
If you bring me coffee without having to ask, I love you.
Retweeted by jordan belfort
You're so annoying dude
if you put a guy before all your friends you're honestly stupid
Might as well just hmu




Twitter Sign-in
We are going to send you to Twitter to authorize twiends.
Please note that we never tweet or follow people without your permission.
Continue