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AUTOMATIK SWEEZ
Friday is my second favorite F word.
Someday we gonna dance with those lions.
I’m great in bed! I can sleep for days.
I can resist anything except temptation.
Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous mind.
Getting caught in those, "it’s not what it looks like" moments. -_-
Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, it’s called a credit card.
While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one :)
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Everything I like is Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible.
If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock.
If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
BRB = I don’t want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don’t care.
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. :)
Don’t be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams.
Sometimes we forget that our decisions don’t only affect us but they can affect the people closest to us.
Positive thinking is not about EXPECTING the BEST to happen It’s about ACCEPTING that whatever will happen, it’s for the BEST.
Life is a daring adventure or nothing at all.
Learn from your past, work hard in the present and you will taste success in the future.
If you can say it behind their back, you should be able to say it to their face.
With our words, we can release favor into somebody else's life. Make it your mission to speak blessings.
Be someone's never deleted messages.
Don't get comfortable ☝
the less you care, the more they care
If you treat someone like a celebrity don’t be surprised if they treat you like a fan...
If you can say it behind their back, you should be able to say it to their face.
Friends are family you choose for yourself.
Some of the things that we hold onto the most, are the things that we need to let go of......
Apologies are getting way too overused, sorry has no meaning nowadays.
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If she don't listen to Future then we don't have one
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Only certain people can pull off certain styles . Don't try an fit in , wear what looks good on you .
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r.i.p. capo 🙏😇 glo gang 🅱🌞
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Mistake is a single page of life but relation is a complete book. So don’t lose a full book for a single page.
No family is perfect,we argue,we fight,we even stop talking to each other at times but in d end,family is family.the love will always be thr
Respect people’s feelings. Even if it does not mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them.
#BatmanvSuperman trailer just dislocated my jaw from my mouth and left it hanging in a perpetual state of what the hell did I just watch.WOW
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How to keep a girl happy: 1) Grab her butt 2) Buy her food 3) Cuddle with her 4) fuck her good 5) Repeat.
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i believe in annoyed at first sight
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The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off.
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