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count fagula
High school was the lamest shit I ever had to endure.
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my brother: a secret admirer is gonna show up w/ roses asking u to be his valentine me: HAHAHAHA him:.... me: oh i thought u were joking?
white ppl always wanna call & get shit cancelled for being offensive when the actual targets arent even really offended cs its just jokes
patiently waiting for my mom to come home
Whites rarely think of race as a central element in their experiences of daily life because they are the ones who are privileged.
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dont u hate when ur walking & someones behind u & it feels like they're gonna kidnap & rape u so u cross the street but its just an old lady
taking the trash out at night scares me, butterflies scare me, pregnancy scares me, breathing near dirty ppl scares me, teletubbies scare me
im a pansy & ive come to terms with that
i have no regrets uninstalling flappy bird, that game is stupid, it angers me, & i hate it #noragrets
Quick replies make a difference. If Eminem texted Stan back real quick, Stan, his girlfriend & his kid woulda been alive today.
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Somebody tell these niggas who Kanye West is
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princess azula was boss ok, she was an evil lil shit
reading a nice book since thats all i can really do right now cs in pain
@jennettemccurdy YO IM WATCHING PORN (NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS) AND I LOOK WHAT I FIND SMFH pic.twitter.com/QeEgmTggNP
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HES CHECKING HER WRISTS IM CRYING THIS IS PRECIOUS pic.twitter.com/bGr2Q5iqAE
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the saddest story ever by me: it was valentines day & little timmy got no nudes the end ((i seriously cried while typing this)
sexual activity? do i need my parent's signature for that & my allergies list???
everything about me is awful but at least im somewhat funny right guys??? haha am i right?? hahahaha...ha....yeah