Just because I don't talk to you, or text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me.
If I tell you "I love you" then I actually do love you.
Single life gets old ๐
Don't call me yours if you're flirting with someone else.
Wtffff I gained 100 followers when I followed
@LetsQuoteComedy :o
FUCK IT! Iโm following ANYONE who follows
@LetsQuoteComedy in the next 15 minutes! ;)
#HURRY!
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says, ''Haha good one!'' And we laugh and laugh and take a nap.
Why do people in Horror Movies yell out โHello?โ as if the killer is gonna say โyeah, Iโm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?โ
RETWEET If you have less than 10,000 followers. Follow
@LetsQuoteComedy to gain HUGE! ๐ X
If you have less than 5,000 followers follow
@LetsQuoteComedy to gain โค :) x
Getting addicted to a show, then watching all the episodes and feeling so empty when you finish them, because itโs over. Just fucking over.
My haters only have one advantage over me. They can kiss my ass, I can't.
If you have less than 5,000 followers follow
@LetsQuoteComedy to gain โค
Can one more follow
@LetsQuoteComedy so
@zaynmalik and I can follow you back :)
Can one more follow
@LetsQuoteComedy so
@NiallOfficial and I can follow you back :)
I have Twitter life and real life. Does it mean I am like Hannah Montana?
If you rip out my headphones while I'm listening to music because you think it's funny I will personally escort you to the gates of hell.
Wtffff I gained 100 followers when I followed
@LetsQuoteComedy :o
Following whoever follows
@LetsQuoteComedy for the next 10 mins! ๐
RETWEET If you have less than 10,000 followers. Follow
@LetsQuoteComedy to gain HUGE! ๐
*closes Twitter*
*opens up Instagram*
*scrolls*
*scrolls*
*closes Instagram*
*opens up Twitter*
*looking at my old pictures*
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: Did I seriously look like this? how come no one told me?
If you have less than 5,000 followers follow
@TheFunnySayings to gain <3
perks of dating me: i laugh at my own jokes so you dont have to
I'll follow you if you follow
@TheFunnySayings right now!
#TRUST <3
@zaynmalik and I will follow the next 10 who follow
@TheFunnySayings for us :)
dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then
2 headphones in: don't talk to me
1 headphone in: don't talk to me
no headphones in: don't talk to me
I distance myself from people for a reason.
I want a boyfriend like this ๐๏ฟฝ
pic.twitter.com/Tz21ox0rFnFn
Wtf I gained 100 followers when I followed
@lmaginations :o
F*ck it! Im following ANYONE who Follows
@lmaginations for the next 10 minutes.
#HURRY IM CHECKING! :)
I hate the feeling when you don't reply to my texts. It makes me think that you're talking to someone better.
When you want them, they don't want you.
When they want you, you don't want them.
When you want each other, something messes it all up.
@Harry_Styles needs to stop making fun of me just because I didn't know what this meant! ahh! :( x
pic-image.com/19b3IeK me: *looking at my old pictures*
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: Did I seriously look like this? how come no one told me?
@zaynmalik wont stop making fun of me because I didn't know what this meant :( xx
pic-image.com/19b3IeK Selena is so stupid, she didn't know what this meant lol!
pic-image.com/19b3IeK A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.
It's someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself.
F*ck it! Im following ANYONE who Follows
@LetsQuoteComedy for the next 10 minutes.
#HURRY IM CHECKING! :)
F*ck it! Im following ANYONE who Follows
@LetsQuoteComedy for the next 10 minutes.
#HURRY IM CHECKING! :)
F*ck it! Im following ANYONE who Follows
@LetsQuoteComedy for the next 10 minutes.
#HURRY IM CHECKING! :)
So I hear you like bad guys. I don't mean to brag or anything, but I'm bad at everything.