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Fortune Feimster
performing comics writers 136,673 followers
Did you know Australia has a ban on any adult film that features females with A cups? #PornStats #TheMoreYouKnow
According to a study at Harvard, the state with the most porn subscriptions per Internet user is Utah. #PornStats
After the World Cup, porn activity in Argentina & Germany jumped 60% with analysts assuming both countries needed stress relief. #PornStats
Did you know that the top two most-searched keywords on porn sites are "MILF" and "teen"? #PornStats
Fortune Feimster (Chelsea Lately, Comedy Central) will be headlining Gays R Us next Wed Aug 6th, 8pm, Hollywood...
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I have much love for my skinny friends because they make me do healthy things like eat less cake (boo) and go on hikes.
Just to be clear for people going to the Gay Games in Cleveland, I am only performing comedy at @Hilarities on Aug. 13 & 14. Nowhere else.
These ladies were very busy shooting a music video today
Ok, 4 more days and then I get to see the awesome @fortunefunny!!! I really need a night of laughter! Well she favor this tweet?
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Shot a fun 80's music video today with an amazing cameo from this hot stud @brandonwjones!
They should just call "Bachelor in Paradise" by its real name, "Hot People Who Want to Be On TV and Bang Each Other."
They said the Bachelorette loser has tried to contact Andi three times which basically means Nick lost because he seems like a stalker.
Hey dudes! No Bachelorette spoilers! I know how much you love that show.
Just finished playing soccer and I don't want to get up so I'm going to do a puppet show using my shirt
.@nottjmiller I love you, secret sibling!!
I love nothing more than going to thrift shops to buy ridiculous costumes. I got some real doozies! Pics coming soon!
Yes I am shooting an 80's music video tomorrow and yes I did just purchase these for it
I will be on the @chelsealately roundtable tonight!
If you're a person who only has your best interests in mind then I don't need to have your best interests in mind too.