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Fortune Feimster
We be drinkin' Gwen's crazy rum punches in Anguilla!
Dora the Explorer continues her journey
Happy Thanksgiving from our toes to yours!
Happy Thanksgiving from our toes to yours!
Sure we'll take a hot tub on the balcony :)
Thanksgiving in paradise!
Just went through security at the Charlotte airport and Jeb Bush was in front of us. He only had one other guy with him which surprised me. Security pulled Jeb's bag at the same time as my girlfriend's so we sat and watched them go through his luggage. I was really hoping they'd pull out some kinky
Traveling on the holi-daze
I'm basically the white, lesbian version of Dora the Explorer!
This is my "OMG! I'm on my way to Anguilla" face because being in the Caribbean is the true meaning of Thanksgiving! And I'm basically the white, lesbian version of Dora the Explorer.
These were planted this summer and are looking mighty fine!
So many great hugs today from my favorite little guy, Abbott!
So many great hugs today from my favorite little guy, Abbott
I hope Adele has multiple ex-boyfriends and she's not just always singing about one in particular. That guy would be real full of himself by now.
Hunkering down this winter. Brrrrrr ❄️
My bae 😍 (which also sounds like a Korean dish)
Just found this picture of me in Scotland from 2003. I was pretty stoked to be taking a picture next to a bunch of trash!
This little gal was born to entertain you so come check out her shows in these upcoming cities! Info at! #Charlotte #NewYork #Tacoma #SaltLakeCity
Lots of fun tonight filming "Idiotest" for the GSN Network! With a mini Chelsea reunion
I ❤️ my snow bunny ❄️⛄️
I ❤️ my snow bunny ❄️⛄️
New merchandise for sale! These girls night tank tops and koozies have been a big hit on the road and now you can get them online!
My people of Charlotte, NC! I'm coming home to do TWO shows at the Comedy Zone! It's Dec 2nd and 3rd. I hope you'll join me so we can talk about our love of Bojangles' chicken biscuits! for tickets!
Such great news! I was at their VH1 Storytellers show like two years after their backlash, which of course they were right about, and it was one of the greatest shows I've seen as far as musical talent. I've been waiting on this for years since!
Fruity pebble French toast. We had to at least try it.

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