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Fortune Feimster
performing comics writers 137,076 followers
If we're going to keep doing this ALS ice bucket challenge, we need to start nominating more hot chicks.
Thank you to everyone who came to our show at the Groundlings. It was sold out and so fun! It was a really, really special night for us.
Ha! @fortunefunny thank god I think I'm a teen& took a selfie. You're the funniest person alive, we were in tears! 😂
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@fortunefunny You guys were AMAZING!!! It was my first Groundlings show!
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My friends @chriscolfer & @Ashley_Fink were so great to come to our sketch show last night. We got a nice blurry pic!
Had such a bast performing with @fortunefunny to a completely sold out house at the Groundlings last night! Thanks to all who came out!
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I've got three new You Tube videos coming in the next few days that are so stinkin' fun and weird!
Hey @fortunefunny I need you to know my parents are naming their new dog after YOU. Except they think it's "Fortune Feinster." Close enough?
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Look how awesome our poster is thanks to Brian! So pumped to be back at the Groundlings tonight!
Doing a fun sketch show at the Groundlings tonight with @thepaula_c so this is what my room currently looks like!
OMG, I had the most vivid dream where Oprah was neighbors with my friend in an apartment building and we saw Oprah and Gayle cuddling. Lol
Social media. The place where people can go to get salt poured on their wounds.
Who's coming to the NY State Fair in Syracuse? I'll be performing Saturday night with @HeatherMcDonald and @BradWollack!
Pretty cool to be riding in the Charlotte Pride parade with my mom
I'm riding in the Charlotte NC pride parade today on the PFLAG Gaston float so wave if you see us!
I saw a billboard tonight that read LA is #2 in syphilis cases. Come on LA! Let's get to #1!!!!
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The only thing I want is for Ellen and Portia to stop looking alike.
My favorite part about the rich people doing the ALS ice bucket challenge is that they can't be bothered to pick up the bucket themselves.
I love it when everyone at Starbucks just assumes I ordered a frappuccino.
In LA you are lucky to get 15 seconds to cross the street. In North Carolina we like to mosey so we get 53.
I decided to take the ALS ice water challenge because why not?
I don't understand how this ALS ice bucket challenge is working if people would rather dump ice water on their head than donate money?