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Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication.
Why don't birds like Facebook? They prefer to tweet.
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
Feminism is the belief that both sexes may become equal by focusing solely on one of them.
In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference.
Without vision, we are blind to opportunity.
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
The 21st century. When deleting history is more important than making it.
Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach.
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit
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It is never too late to be what you might have been
He who never made a mistake never made a discovery
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart.
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A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.
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It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
If at first you do succeed try not to look astonished.
It was once said that a black man would be president ~ when pigs could fly ~ indeed, 100 days into obamas presidency ~ swine flu ~!!
It is better to be a well-known drunk that to be an anonymous alcoholic.
The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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After all is said and done, more is said than done.
Adult: One old enough to know better.
Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.
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You do not need a parachute to sky dive. You only need a parachute to sky dive twice.
The chance of a piece of bread falling the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
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