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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could probably use more calm in our... fb.me/3KeaxIUBm
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome
A great article by our grand daughter Johanna fb.me/1EfOcGFzu
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. - Mark Twain
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
A couples happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma.... fb.me/78iEmWlkO
A couples happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma.... fb.me/2dg3f18Ay
I can resist everything except temptation. - Oscar Wilde
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. - William A. Ward
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers
Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on... fb.me/4dRokfAlz
Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on... fb.me/6oNC9Bq5S
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered.
One day a man decided to retire... He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his... fb.me/1IQp99ZZ4
Everyone needs massage in order to feel great now and then, right? fb.me/6YFuJDxLD
One day a man decided to retire... He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his... fb.me/1JHkRGo6r
In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.
I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again!"
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she... fb.me/6sCowiuUZ
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she... fb.me/3twfcVjXd
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
Jane loved Tony, but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. How can I stop... fb.me/2Iva2OOpy
Jane loved Tony, but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. How can I stop... fb.me/3j7bAQCXI
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Many people become stressed by having to raise more money to afford to take it a bit easier. - Otto Ludwig
I wish I could do this. What about you? fb.me/1BL9ZjUzi
Sitting by the window in her convent, Sister Anne noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against a lamppost... fb.me/6RHwvyFQt
I know, have quite a comfortable bed. How about you? fb.me/2txkSEpvI
Sitting by the window in her convent, Sister Anne noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against a lamppost... fb.me/6X2lssR9c
Start somewhere, you can not build your reputation on what you intend to do. - Liz Smith
Also a long life is too short for you to spend time on things from the past. - Lennart Nilsson
I hope you are not a politician, right? fb.me/6YXAAxn0w
If you look at the menu before looking at the waitress, you're getting old.
Taking a break from the campaign trail, John McCain decides to take in a movie. After buying his ticket, he... fb.me/1mZvjy10R
Taking a break from the campaign trail, John McCain decides to take in a movie. After buying his ticket, he... fb.me/2K41vmxEc
One can not choose when and how to die. The only thing to decide is how to live. - Johan Baez
Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms.
It's hard to stay calm when you are idle.
A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When... fb.me/6WVQ7OIrF
Where do you think I found this? fb.me/1Ch37zf1w