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Olov Forsgren
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, is it really so that I am perfect? #quote
Don't let yesterday take up to much of today. #quote
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half...
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. #quote
Never buy a car you can't push. #quote
Feedback: Inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate dinner.
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. #quote
To err is human, to really screw up requires the root password. #quote
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy. #quote
I stumbled upon a dear old FB friend I don't see so much any longer so I had to head over to her time line and...
It isn't Mothers Day and not in the near future, but I could not resist this one.
A drunk mans'; words are a sober mans'; thoughts. #quote
Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans. #quote
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. #quote
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. #quote
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate. #quote
Information: How geese are supposed to fly.
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer? #quote
Crime doesn't pay, does that mean my job is a crime? #quote
Don't be humble, you're not that great. #quote
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. #quote
Everyone leaves the world a little better, some by leaving. #quote
Help wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply. #quote
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. #quote
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. #quote
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. #quote
How come wrong numbers are never busy? #quote
Emergency numbers: Telephone numbers for: police station, fire department, ambulance and places that deliver pizzas.
Not all men are fools; Some are bachelors.
I have a strong will but a weak won't.
Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand.
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
If the opposite of pro is con, then what must be the opposite of progress? #quote
Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies better.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. #quote
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. #quote
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Never interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake.
There is still hope, right?
Yes, I have seen them too, what about you?
Counterfeiter: Individual who prints illegally what governments prints legally - Rudyh.
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.