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Courage is often lack of knowledge whereas cowardice in many cases is based on good information. - Peter Ustinov
It never lies so much as before an election, during a war, and after a hunt. - Otto von Bismarck
It is always the wrong people who have bad conscience. - Erich Maria Remarque
A conversation that may have taken place back in the middle of the 1980th. An American and a Russian are talking... fb.me/6GB0XeEfW
Of all hypocrisy, modesty is the most agreeable one. - Olle Holmberg
If a black cat crosses your path, it means that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
If you go as far as you can see, you will from there, be able to see far enough to go even further. - John Wooden
An executive was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a... fb.me/7xwcJlhGu
I sure can keep a secret. It's those I revile it to who can't.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin
It is with words as with sunbeams - the more they are concentrated in the deeper they burn.
BOSS hangs a Poster in his Office...... "I M the BOSS, dont forget & remain in your limits". He returns from... fb.me/5cJdMGX8V
It is hard to find happiness within ourselves, but impossible to find it anywhere else. - Sebastian Chamfort
We should concern ourselves less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they actually do it.
Few things are as satisfying as watching our children have their own teenagers. - Doug Larson
The orthopedic surgeon Joe worked for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the... fb.me/3YGcYs3y9
There will be no crisis next week. My pocket diary is already full. - Henry Kissinger
A modest man is usually admired - if anyone ever notice him. - Edgar Watson Howe
There is no joy to be idle, the fun is to have a lot to do and not bother to do it. - Mary Wilson Little
An eminent doctor goes for a meal in a gourmet restaurant. As he is inspecting the menu, the head waiter appears... fb.me/3J4K6Sxiz
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
Experience is knowing a lot of things that we should not do. - William S Knudsen
It's great the lie is available - for what if all you heard was true. - Albert Engström
Why do they give you a watch when you retire when it's the first time in your life you don't care what time it... fb.me/2LBOaBs01
The trick is to make sure that you do not die while waiting for the good life. - Lee Iacocca
No one is so modest that he does not like to hear praise.
If you have to pay to go to the river, we'd better stop at the bank.
A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's... fb.me/6JOgwEs2w
Our Lord has created the nuts but he has not cracked them. - Goethe
If you want your dreams to come true, you must not sleep too long.
It is difficult to give away kindness. It will always be returned to you. - Cort Flint
A little girl asked her father, 'How did the human race appear?' The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and... fb.me/29uChCG7K
I do not eat organic food. At my age you need all the preservatives we can get. - George Burns
I'd rather realize that I don't know everything, and be right, than think I know everything, and be wrong. - Linda Poindexter
"Hello, Mr. Lynch? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for... fb.me/4bpqgupGF
Who ever invented work, needs to retire. - Chris Wells
A guy will miss you when your gone, but won't notice you when your there. - Griselle
You never forget what you remember.closequote. - Lynnm.
How to Save the Airlines Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all... fb.me/xwsmP9qc
Love is the condition of mind when mind is out of condition.
Theres no " I " in team but theres a ' U ' in cunt.
In this world someone is dependant on someone for something at sometime.
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the... fb.me/7ofpfv7Ac
If we expect the unexpected, wouldn't that make the unexpected the expected.
Bitches ain't nothin but tricks and hoes. - Ghandi
Your time is limited.So do not waste it living someone elses life. - Steve Jobs
This lady that was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus stop to get onto the bus. A bus pulled up and the... fb.me/wu5Zo6Q1
Life today is more like it is than it has ever been before.
You only live once but if you do it right once is enough. - May West




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