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The trick is to make sure that you do not die while waiting for the good life. - Lee Iacocca
No one is so modest that he does not like to hear praise.
Do you have five minutes?
If you have to pay to go to the river, we'd better stop at the bank.
Here are some good things that happen as you grow older Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning...
Our Lord has created the nuts but he has not cracked them. - Goethe
If you want your dreams to come true, you must not sleep too long.
It is difficult to give away kindness. It will always be returned to you. - Cort Flint
As you grow old, you lose interest in sex, your friends drift away and your children often ignore you. There are...
I do not eat organic food. At my age you need all the preservatives we can get. - George Burns
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I'd rather realize that I don't know everything, and be right, than think I know everything, and be wrong. - Linda Poindexter
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Why do they give you a watch when you retire when it's the first time in your life you don't care what time it is?
Who ever invented work, needs to retire. - Chris Wells
A guy will miss you when your gone, but won't notice you when your there. - Griselle
You never forget what you remember.closequote. - Lynnm.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding....
Love is the condition of mind when mind is out of condition.
Theres no " I " in team but theres a ' U ' in cunt.
In this world someone is dependant on someone for something at sometime.
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she...
If we expect the unexpected, wouldn't that make the unexpected the expected.
Bitches ain't nothin but tricks and hoes. - Ghandi
Your time is limited.So do not waste it living someone elses life. - Steve Jobs
Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and...
Life today is more like it is than it has ever been before.
You only live once but if you do it right once is enough. - May West
People walk in and out of your life, but only true friends leave footprints.
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first...
Slow and steady, always ready. Quick and fast, never last. - Ivan "pinky" Leon
At a restaurant: Do you serve vegetarians? Of course, what do you think cows are?
No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches little old Maxine sitting by herself... "May I buy you a...
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume its for them?
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull...
Something to learn from, right?
She is doing it just for fun, right?
Did you know it can be done this way?