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The reason so few people are successful is, no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill. - W. Clement Stone
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. - Groucho Marx
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to...
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. - Dan Quayle
You can observe a lot by just watching. - Yogi Berra
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
I wanted to share with you a new program the company I work for is instituting. It is called 'Special High...
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Mork, Mork and Mindy
These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Adam, the judge of family court said, "Mr. Nathan, I have reviewed this case very carefully and I've decided to...
It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.
When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog, leaving...
The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.
I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now,...
I know my friend that you create high quality content here on facebook all day long. I think you would like this:...
Is there such a thing like FREE money?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
If all is not lost, where is it?
All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You...
I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you...
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of...
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them...
An old sea captain was sitting on a bench near the wharf when a young man walked up and sat down. The young man...
There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
Common sense isn’t very common these days.
Love is an irresistible desire, to be irresistibly desired.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… then it hit me.
I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. The answer was yes, they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
I think this is really great, what do you think?
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
Out of my mind. Back in a few minutes.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back.
"A philosopher," said the theologian, "is like a blind man in a darkened room looking for a black cat that isn't...
If it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight.