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Olov Forsgren
All generalizations are dangerous, even this one. #quote
Mythology, n.: Someone else's religion. - Joseph Campbell
The Railway inspector asked Evan, "What would you do if you realised there were two trains heading for each other...
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, is it really so that I am perfect? #quote
Don't let yesterday take up to much of today. #quote
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. #quote
Do you know the relationship between two eyes..? They blink together, They move together, they cry together, they...
Never buy a car you can't push. #quote
Feedback: Inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate dinner.
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. #quote
Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?
To err is human, to really screw up requires the root password. #quote
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy. #quote
A drunk mans'; words are a sober mans'; thoughts. #quote
Q: Why shouldn't Bernard Madoff be investigated by congress? A: Because the guy who made 50 billion dollars...
Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans. #quote
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. #quote
Robyn leaves home for University and after several weeks she turns up at home in quite a distressed state. 'Dad,...
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. #quote
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate. #quote
Information: How geese are supposed to fly.
A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every...
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer? #quote
Crime doesn't pay, does that mean my job is a crime? #quote
Don't be humble, you're not that great. #quote
The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your...
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. #quote
Everyone leaves the world a little better, some by leaving. #quote
Help wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply. #quote
An insurance rep, a sales assistant and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an old oil lamp. The...
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. #quote
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. #quote
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. #quote
The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in...
How come wrong numbers are never busy? #quote
Difficult to read even with glasses, right?
Emergency numbers: Telephone numbers for: police station, fire department, ambulance and places that deliver pizzas.
Not all men are fools; Some are bachelors.
How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !
I have a strong will but a weak won't.
Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand.
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.

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