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Olov Forsgren
Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. - Norman Vincent Peale
Is There Such a Thing Like FREE Money?
As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information...
The price of excellence is discipline. The cost of mediocrity is disappointment.
It's not what you have, it's what you do with what you have.
Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
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When I was born I was so in shock, I didn't talk for a year and a half.
This isn't too bad, right?
My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
Was it about to sink or what?
A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.
All other pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
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I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face!
Life was so much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits!
This is actually interesting if you are looking for a free strong social presence.
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Common sense is so rare it should be considered a superpower nowadays.
Uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last seven days, Origami bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and...
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things that I keep to myself!
Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.
Im having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions.
A lobbyist on his way home from Parliament is stuck in traffic. Noticing a police officer, he winds down his...
My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.
I speak 4 languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real shit.
A group of idiots led by a wise man can defeat a group of wise people led by an idiot.
A rich, dying man, laid on his deathbed, requested to be joined at his bedside by his vicar, his bank manager and...
Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had...
Yes, if we could see a lot more of things like this on our streets, we would spend more of our time outdoors, right?
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be.
Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have.
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that...
Why are there no romantic restaurants on the moon? There is no atmosphere.
Everyday is a gift, thats why they call it the present.
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
We are almost there now if you live someplace near me.
Another awesome guy, right?
Very interesting process, right?
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One...