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The trick is to make sure that you do not die while waiting for the good life. - Lee Iacocca
No one is so modest that he does not like to hear praise.
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If you have to pay to go to the river, we'd better stop at the bank.
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Our Lord has created the nuts but he has not cracked them. - Goethe
If you want your dreams to come true, you must not sleep too long.
It is difficult to give away kindness. It will always be returned to you. - Cort Flint
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I do not eat organic food. At my age you need all the preservatives we can get. - George Burns
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I'd rather realize that I don't know everything, and be right, than think I know everything, and be wrong. - Linda Poindexter
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Why do they give you a watch when you retire when it's the first time in your life you don't care what time it is?
Who ever invented work, needs to retire. - Chris Wells
A guy will miss you when your gone, but won't notice you when your there. - Griselle
You never forget what you remember.closequote. - Lynnm.
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Love is the condition of mind when mind is out of condition.
Theres no " I " in team but theres a ' U ' in cunt.
In this world someone is dependant on someone for something at sometime.
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If we expect the unexpected, wouldn't that make the unexpected the expected.
Bitches ain't nothin but tricks and hoes. - Ghandi
Your time is limited.So do not waste it living someone elses life. - Steve Jobs
Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and... fb.me/6T44y7EtR
Life today is more like it is than it has ever been before.
You only live once but if you do it right once is enough. - May West
People walk in and out of your life, but only true friends leave footprints.
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Slow and steady, always ready. Quick and fast, never last. - Ivan "pinky" Leon
At a restaurant: Do you serve vegetarians? Of course, what do you think cows are?
No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume its for them?
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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