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Olov Forsgren
You may only be one person to the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication.
Why don't birds like Facebook? They prefer to tweet.
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
Feminism is the belief that both sexes may become equal by focusing solely on one of them.
In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference.
Without vision, we are blind to opportunity.
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
The 21st century. When deleting history is more important than making it.
Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach.
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit
Have you noticed that farmers have begun harvesting their hay in cylindar-shaped bundles these days? Yeah, it's...
It is never too late to be what you might have been
He who never made a mistake never made a discovery
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be...
Pretty cool. I created this in minutes - via
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero...
It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
If at first you do succeed try not to look astonished.
It was once said that a black man would be president ~ when pigs could fly ~ indeed, 100 days into obamas presidency ~ swine flu ~!!
It is better to be a well-known drunk that to be an anonymous alcoholic.
The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Joe called his father, who was retired and lived in the same town. Joe- Hi dad, how are you today? Dad- Hi Joe,...
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
Adult: One old enough to know better.
Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.
A guy living in UK once had the opportunity to get a wish fulfilled by God. The guy- Thank you so mush God, I...
You do not need a parachute to sky dive. You only need a parachute to sky dive twice.
The chance of a piece of bread falling the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
"Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his...
Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A. They're trying to get away from the noise.
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why,...
Anyone who want to challenge me here?
Before the marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't...
A man was driving.He passed a trafic camera and saw it flash.Fearing being caught speeding, he turned around and...
A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole...
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he...

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